Tattoo oooooh!

Ab-tastic Celebrity Big Brother's Gladiator flashes almost everything.

Sexxxy military men. WOOF.

America panics over 3 cases of Ebola. 2nd infected nurse goes to MD.

Lance Bass wants you to see his boyfriend's A+ ass.

Scott Walker might lose his governship to Mary Burke.

Entire Love Boat cast is alive, is reuniting!

Straight alley Ashley Parker Angel grabs a handful vs. cancer:

This former O-Town member is attempting to tease out your O face...

Glenn Close: Former cultist.

Hillary is pro-Net neutrality.

Magic Mike XXL. Needs. Women.

Floridians are split on Crist vs. Scott, but most think Scott will prevail.

Charming PA teens chant about Ebola to West African rival.

Anti-IRS, anti-millennial & pro-fetus Ernst leads in Iowa Senate race.

Madonna goes Inside the Actors Studio with Perez Hilton.

Madonna ain't no florist.

If Rick Scott (R) is re-elected as Florida's governor after childishly refusing to debate Charlie Crist (D...lately!) because the latter had a fan and he did not, the state should be sawed off and cast into the ocean, Bugs Bunny-style.

Watch the incredible video after the jump...

“At least now you know what it looks like.”

5 Seconds of Summer teen flashes his boner on Snapchat.

America officially jumps the shark.

Cute as hell.

Eric Decker shaves his man-fuzz.

Charlie Crist calls out Rick Scott on gay marriage.

The “Fart Remix” of Nicki Minaj's “Anaconda” is also gross.

Perfect beach body.

Mitch McConnell's campaign manager resigns in bribery scandal.

Big Brotherly love

Zankie profess to be in love on Big Brother.

Justin Theroux had wood for Debbie Harry as a kid.

Steven Bauer has wood for Tea Party activist, a kid.

DEADLY BLESSING: Jersey Shore: Massacre is near.

Ariana Grande tribute dripping with shirtless guys.

Fired “Gaystapo” editor whines about First Amendment.

Charlie Crist vs. Rick Scott on climate change.

Harlem's most hateful church has an insane message for pro-gay people.

Bizarre Times Square show-down between “Spider-Man” and cops.

Gal Gadot's “Wonder Woman” looks like a gladiatrix. Zzzzz.

Angelina Jolie says Maleficent has a rape scene.

Iraq descends into chaos; U.S. and Iran weigh options.

Hillary gets defensive on her gay marriage evolution.

Crist endorsed by HRC in FL gubernatorial run.

Jake Gyllenhaal to Broadway!

Hotwire in hot water with One Million (Douchebag) Moms.

Grace Jones documentary on the way.

Your invitation to welcome Madonna home to NYC! (30 years ago)

Harrison Ford gets banged up on Star Wars set.

New House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy: “Empty ambition.”

Leo DiCaprio is not into Bieber.

Outword piece on kiddie book The Princes and the Treasure, featuring gay marriage.

The book is out—way out—now, on Amazon.