ABOVE: More here, if you can handle it. And if you've got a paltry $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Bravo-lebrity, Trump bragging that he protected the Saudi Crown Prince, Meghan McCain vs. the media and more ...

ABOVE: Blue him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, Trump's racist chant, Valerie Harper's GoFundMe and more ...

ABOVE: Bless you, Calvin Klein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model spread, gay couple fighting back against a waiter's slur, Don Jr. subpoenaed and more ...

ABOVE: Happy ending.

BELOW: Nightmare plane passengers, Trump denies he's working for Russian (but is he volunteering?), Toni Colette deserves an Oscar nomination, Adam Lambert's under-the-gaydar cameo and more ...

ABOVE: My street-photography Insta went POOF! in 2018, but many others exist.

BELOW: Keep reading for HOT Keiynan, the gay-male body trap, the murder of trap star Kevin Fret and more ...

(Image via Honey Davenport)

ABOVE: This flyer could spell doom for the Monster in NYC — but why? Read below for the answer.

BELOW: Keep raeading for the latest celeb to say they're sexually fluid, Trump's smack-down of gay partners, an NYC gay bar caught in a racism scandal, a beefcake party, Madonna's new tool and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Never quit — like those damn thighs.

BELOW: Keep reading for RuPaul's new love interest, the violent end of an anti-gay thug, an out jock scores, some incredible '80s trivia and much, much more ...

Jérôme Reybaud wrote and directed Four Days in France. (Image via M-Appeal/Unifrance)

CLICK: Los Angeles Blade: Will Grindr get a Best Supporting Actor nod for its turn in Four Days in France? Review.

CLICK: Joe.My.God.: New poll suggests there is not going to be an anti-Trump wave in 2018. Presuming he's still in office.

CLICK: Kenneth in the (212): Some on the left still hate Hillary, still think everything's her fault — just like Trump. Bernie 2020?

Landon Donovan and his penis are webcam-official.

CLICK: OMG Blog: Soccer stud Landon Donovan gets naked, scores some goals on himself. (Work Unfriendly)

CLICK Independent: Chechnyan leader Ramzan Kadyrov denies gays exist in Chechnya, condones honor killings if they do. White House feigns concern.

CLICK: DListed: A TV series based on the life of a young Mariah Carey? Starz is making that sweet, sweet fantasy come true. 

Me doing the absolute bare minimum at work today #monday pic.twitter.com/KNHhaWBRns

— Halo Carterr. (@Halocarterr) July 17, 2017