ABOVE: This guy.

BELOW: Jacob Blake's dad not impressed by Trump's photo-op trip, Cher raises dough for Biden/Harris and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 94th to Cher's mom!

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's George Floyd eulogy, the shit show in Georgia, NYPD cops whining for respect and more ...

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I love that in the middle of a pandemic, 98-year-old Betty White is still booking future gigs — news on that, on Cher's new single, on the fact that Madonna could become an EU member country and more at Gr8erDays.

ABOVE: Field of dreams.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hos, Trump's Lincoln complex, how to cut your hair at home, Armie Hammer's big ol' feet and more ...

ABOVE: Gay history.

BELOW: Keep reading for Sam Salter, the late Orlando Puerta, Wisconsin forcing voters to the polls and more ...

Someone named Thirsty Burlington understands the need for a proper stage name when you're a Cher impersonator.

NYCers, now's your chance to see Thirsty Cher-ing and Cher-ing alike on Friday, March 20, at the Laurie Beechman.

Get tickets here! Keep reading for her reel ...

ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

ABOVE: Let it ride!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the No Pants Subway Ride 2020, Trump's ironic defense-team add-ons, Eminen's shocking re-creation of the Vegas massacre and more ...