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CLAWS ARE OUT! Vera Miles & Vincent Price Eat Each Other Alive on COLUMBO (Sian Barbara Allen needs to duck)

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What Nadya says when you ask, “What's your sign?” (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

Nadya Ginsburg, woman of a thousand voices (chiefly Madonna, Cher and Winona Ryder), returned to NYC for a rare one-off performance, immersing her rapt audience at the Red Eye on W. 41st in the confessions of a Trauma Queen.

Nadya & friends

Taking the stage as Cher — imagine Cher doing an impersonation of Cher — she skillfully skewered some of the objectively strange aspects of the beloved icon without skewering the icon herself. For example, she pointed out that Cher's been around so long her face looks normal to us, something that those of us alive when Cher first began tinkering with it thought we'd never live to see.

Even more judiciously, she sent up her idol Madonna, impersonating the Queen of Pop reading a tiresome life lesson and hilariously threatening to shut this shit down! if the crowd did not offer its undivided attention. Such deep cuts as that (a clear riff on Madonna's 1995 Bedtime Stories Pajama Party event) signaled Ginsburg's affection for Madonna. When it came to discussing Madonna's new look, new butt and aversion to all things OLD, she perceptively linked it all to trauma caused by the expectations of the very same fans now complaining that Madonna did not clone herself in 1990 and remain eternally the same.

That's critical gender theory. Yeah.

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