ABOVE: Jason Priestley is a youthful 55 today! That is the same age Rose was on Season 1 of The Golden Girls. But both he and Betty White had fine asses. (P.S. In a sad twist of timing, the other plump ass in the above pic belongs to Gabriel Olds — who just THIS MONTH got picked up for multiple sexual assaults.)

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ABOVE: August 19 is Piece of Ass day, with Gerald McRaney, John Stamos and Peter Gallagher all blowing. Out candles.

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ABOVE: Andrew Shue-less.

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ABOVE: Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Armani.

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ABOVE: Yule log.

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ABOVE: I originally embedded a fuller image of this guy using IG, but it would appear his monster endowment — even clothed — led to its removal. Here he is on TikTok.

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First of two towel photos in this post ... (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: He is about to discover some Hot Ways to Die.

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ABOVE: I hope the pink and pubes trends never end.

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