ABOVE: I secreted a picture of Sting in his Dune scanties under my bed as a teen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, COVID kills 700,000, secession talk heats up and more ...

ABOVE: Love what you've done with the place.

BELOW: Keep reading for a COVID scammer, Texas banning abortion outright, just how fucked up Kevin McCarthy really is and more ...

ABOVE: A little inspiration.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Nico Tortorella's ass, some hilariously stupid anti-vaxxers (it's only funny until we all die), Mj on making Emmy history and more ...

ABOVE: He should just travel with a pedestal.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nolan Gould pole dancing, a harrowing Afghanistan story, a new Lucille Ball podcast from beyond the grave and more ...

ABOVE: Everyone should have a great-aunt like this

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis show-off, Pride alert, a threat to abortion rights, bad actors Rick Schroder and Eric Clapton, UAPs are the new UFOs and more ...

ABOVE: Your Daley bod.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a Johnson & Johnson pause, Madonna's gun control rant and more ...

ABOVE: What would Wendy say?

BELOW: Keep reading for trophy boys, Sharon Osbourne's dismissal of the little people, House reps who love sedition, a hate crime victim who fought back and much more ...

ABOVE: Graffiti goodbye.

BELOW: Keep reading for a TV tryst, Nashville explosion news, the end (?) of Rush Limbaugh and more ...