ABOVE: If that were me, that would be my passport photo until I died.

BELOW: Remembering 9/11, Trump misremembering 911, WWL Radio's Twitter slurs a gay writer, Abel Cedeno gets a harsh sentence and more ...

ABOVE: Lily Tomlin turned 80 this weekend, and she's been amazing every one of those years.

BELOW: Lions caught in love nest, anti-gay principal caught with kiddie porn, tennis elbow < tennis azzz and more ...

ABOVE: His good side.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Bachelorette dude in his undies, Trump's recession, a gay telenovela and more ...

ABOVE: Come follow Boy Culture here.

BELOW: Equinox's Stephen Ross doubles down on Trump love, Straight Pride run by peaceful racists and more ...

ABOVE: Billy Reilich's Sex on the Beach begins tonight. I hear his exes are ... not who you'd expect.

BELOW: Keep reading for a reality star's peen, a jock about to come out, Emmy nominations, gay teen convicted of murder in the Bronx and more ...

ABOVE: Washing up on shore.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans getting touchy-feely with Chris Evans, limited-edition Madonna booty, Club Cumming events and more ...

ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...

ABOVE: Madonna received Blanche Devereaux's memo on lying down. (Glamazon!)

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna/Paula/Mariah slaying the BBMAs, Stephen Moore tanking and more ...