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"This trade war is tit for tat, and in China we got some tig ol' bitties ... back pain." (Image via video still)

Out Asian SNL cast member Bowen Yang had an outstanding character last night — "Chinese tariff daddy" Chen Biao is basking in the U.S.-Chinese trade war, saying:

I'm in the middle of it all, and you know I hate the attention JK! I'm ballin' out right now 'cause I'm the top tariff taskmaster ... I'm running tariffs so this is my time, I'm having my moment, I'm basically the Lizzo of China right now!

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