53 posts categorized "CHRIS CHRISTIE"

Sep 13 2021
BRADY BUNCH STAR Eats Horse Paste To Fight Tyranny + Lil Nas X Thanks Gay Agenda + Chris Christie Roasted + Jade Jolie Sorry For Nazi Porn + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Not sure he was as impressed with it as I am.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Cindy Brady still sucks, Lil Nas X and Bretman Rock rocking the VMAs, another satisfied COVID-19 denialist laid to rest and more ...

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Apr 21 2021
Stacey Abrams Came Prepared + Ma'Khia Bryant Shooting + Gay Youth & Suicide + Ryan Murphy Teases HALSTON + RIP Tempest Storm + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: We need a new word for wifebeater.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stacey Abrams kicking asses and taking Nobel Peace Prizes, Chris Christie's big idea, the Ma'Khia Bryant shooting, Derek Chauvin's mug shot, the only man to play Halston and more ...

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Nov 22 2020
Hot Actor's Hilarious Zoom Takedown + Bottom On Tops + Loeffler Has COVID-19 + Trump Trashed By Federal Judge + KJ Apa's Torso + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Pot of gold.

BELOW: Keep reading for a young actor whose Zoom audition was all improv, Trump getting his ass handed to him by a federal judge, more Republicans inching toward reality, sick Loeffler and more ...

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Oct 25 2020
Wet & Wild + Aussie Calendar + RIP GOP + Trump Admin Surrenders To COVID-19 + Adele On SNL + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Why, yes, that is Sloth. Please follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a male model's intimate moments, Kamala going to Texas, Trump officially giving up on the Senate and the fight against COVID-19 and more ...

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Oct 16 2020
Naked BACHELORETTE Stud + Trump's Town Hall Admirer Voting Biden + Trump Praises QAnon + Chris Christie's About-Face + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: This year is the pits.

BELOW: Keep reading for that freaky Trump town hall stunt queen, Sasse's anti-Trump comments, Trump screwing California and more ...

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Oct 10 2020
The NFL's Coming Out Day Video + Trump's Covita Speech To Paid #BLEXITeers + Greta Thunberg For Biden + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Ed Wood forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for the NFL's National Coming Out Day video, Trump's Covita speech to #BLEXIT buffoons, gay jock attacked with acid and more ...

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Oct 08 2020
Tyler Posey Butts In + RIP To The TransGriot + Dylan Sprouse In Drag + Trump Fundraiser Scandal + Pence COVID-19 Story Blunder + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Coverboy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's butt, the sudden death of the TransGriot, a Sprouse in drag, the mysteriously quiet Chris Christie and more ...

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Oct 03 2020
Trump COVID-Palooza: Trump's Sketchy Condition, Top Republicans Continue Testing Positive Comments (0)

Trump-twitter-boycultureA slightly schizophrenic Twitter feed (Image via Twitter)

It's best to begin at the beginning — which is what contact tracers in D.C. (where Amy Coney Barrett's introductory Rose Garden event seems to have spawned a COVID-19 outbreak of potentially historical proportions) and New Jersey (where Trump attended a fundraiser in spite of knowing he was potentially COVID-19 positive).

√ First, Trump's inept Trump-conley-covid-19-coronavirusNavy Commander Dr. Sean Conley briefed the press Saturday and made a huge blunder, saying Trump had been diagnosed 72 hours earlier and taken an experimental drug from Regeneron Pharmaceuticals 48 hours earlier, which completely screwed up the timeline, convincing listeners that Trump had potentially traveled to campaign events after he knew he had tested positive. Conley later issued a statement that he had misspoken. Which is scarier — that Trump might've been running around knowing he was positive and is now lying about it, or the fact that the man charged with briefing the world on the POTUS's health can't talk good?

√ Trump received supplemental oxygen at the White House, in spite of assurances by his team that his symptoms were mild. A report suggested Trump had panicked overnight from Thursday to Friday as his condition worsened.

√ Trump's White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows confirmed Saturday that Trump had, in fact, gone through a “very concerning” period and that the next 48 hours will be critical in terms of his care. Meadows has allowed that it is not even yet presumed the President will have a complete recovery.

√ Trump supposedly has had no fever for 24+ hours.

√ Trump isn't taking hydroxychloroquine — which pissed off you-know whooo — but is on remdesivir (used on moderately to severely ill patients) along with the Regeneron Pharmaceuticals drug.

√ Nobody will admit when Trump was actually last tested prior to his Thursday positive test. Seems very much like he was not tested prior to the debate, which means Joe Biden should be tested daily, probably twice daily, until a week from this Tuesday.

Stella-immanuel-boycultureStupidness is as stupidness does. (Image via Twitter)

√ Dr. (?) Stella Immanuel, that strip-mall quack who believes in hydroxychloroquine is furious that Trump wasn't given her drug, referring to his current course as “stupidness.”

√ At least seven people at the Barrett event — #RoseGardenMassacre — have tested positive for COVID-19: Trump, Melania, Kellyanne Conway (who was outed by her daughter), Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah, he hugged and kissed guests in the Rose Garden), Sen. Thom Tillis (R-North Carolina), Rev. John Jenkins of Notre Dame, ex-New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (who — get this — helped Trump prep for Tuesday's debate, and who later noted that nobody wore masks in the White House).

√ Sen. Ron  Johnson (R-Wisconsin, the state Trump was visiting when Hope Hicks became ill) also tested positive, but was not in the Rose Garden.

√ The Kushners have tested negative, even though Jared was photographed with no distanced between himself and Hicks the very day she fell ill.

√ Others in Trumpworld who are now positive: Trump's current campaign manager Bill Stepien (his ex-campaign manager was tackle-arrested by the cops this week), Hope Hicks (who has probably unfairly been seen as the Typhoid Mary of COVID-19 since her positive result was publicized first) and Ronna McDaniel, chairwoman of the RNC (who actually had COVID-19 since last week but didn't tell anyone until the shit hit the fan; she's been home in Michigan for one week).

National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien had COVID-19 in July, campaign advisor and amateur Evita Kimberly Guilfoyle had it in early July, White House economist Tomas Philipson had it in June, Stephen Miller's wife Katie had it in May (Miller didn't get it, but got her pregnant).