55 posts categorized "CHRIS CHRISTIE"

Oct 08 2020
Tyler Posey Butts In + RIP To The TransGriot + Dylan Sprouse In Drag + Trump Fundraiser Scandal + Pence COVID-19 Story Blunder + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Coverboy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's butt, the sudden death of the TransGriot, a Sprouse in drag, the mysteriously quiet Chris Christie and more ...

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Oct 03 2020
Trump COVID-Palooza: Trump's Sketchy Condition, Top Republicans Continue Testing Positive Comments (0)

Trump-twitter-boycultureA slightly schizophrenic Twitter feed (Image via Twitter)

It's best to begin at the beginning — which is what contact tracers in D.C. (where Amy Coney Barrett's introductory Rose Garden event seems to have spawned a COVID-19 outbreak of potentially historical proportions) and New Jersey (where Trump attended a fundraiser in spite of knowing he was potentially COVID-19 positive).

√ First, Trump's inept Trump-conley-covid-19-coronavirusNavy Commander Dr. Sean Conley briefed the press Saturday and made a huge blunder, saying Trump had been diagnosed 72 hours earlier and taken an experimental drug from Regeneron Pharmaceuticals 48 hours earlier, which completely screwed up the timeline, convincing listeners that Trump had potentially traveled to campaign events after he knew he had tested positive. Conley later issued a statement that he had misspoken. Which is scarier — that Trump might've been running around knowing he was positive and is now lying about it, or the fact that the man charged with briefing the world on the POTUS's health can't talk good?

√ Trump received supplemental oxygen at the White House, in spite of assurances by his team that his symptoms were mild. A report suggested Trump had panicked overnight from Thursday to Friday as his condition worsened.

√ Trump's White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows confirmed Saturday that Trump had, in fact, gone through a “very concerning” period and that the next 48 hours will be critical in terms of his care. Meadows has allowed that it is not even yet presumed the President will have a complete recovery.

√ Trump supposedly has had no fever for 24+ hours.

√ Trump isn't taking hydroxychloroquine — which pissed off you-know whooo — but is on remdesivir (used on moderately to severely ill patients) along with the Regeneron Pharmaceuticals drug.

√ Nobody will admit when Trump was actually last tested prior to his Thursday positive test. Seems very much like he was not tested prior to the debate, which means Joe Biden should be tested daily, probably twice daily, until a week from this Tuesday.

Stella-immanuel-boycultureStupidness is as stupidness does. (Image via Twitter)

√ Dr. (?) Stella Immanuel, that strip-mall quack who believes in hydroxychloroquine is furious that Trump wasn't given her drug, referring to his current course as “stupidness.”

√ At least seven people at the Barrett event — #RoseGardenMassacre — have tested positive for COVID-19: Trump, Melania, Kellyanne Conway (who was outed by her daughter), Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah, he hugged and kissed guests in the Rose Garden), Sen. Thom Tillis (R-North Carolina), Rev. John Jenkins of Notre Dame, ex-New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (who — get this — helped Trump prep for Tuesday's debate, and who later noted that nobody wore masks in the White House).

√ Sen. Ron  Johnson (R-Wisconsin, the state Trump was visiting when Hope Hicks became ill) also tested positive, but was not in the Rose Garden.

√ The Kushners have tested negative, even though Jared was photographed with no distanced between himself and Hicks the very day she fell ill.

√ Others in Trumpworld who are now positive: Trump's current campaign manager Bill Stepien (his ex-campaign manager was tackle-arrested by the cops this week), Hope Hicks (who has probably unfairly been seen as the Typhoid Mary of COVID-19 since her positive result was publicized first) and Ronna McDaniel, chairwoman of the RNC (who actually had COVID-19 since last week but didn't tell anyone until the shit hit the fan; she's been home in Michigan for one week).

National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien had COVID-19 in July, campaign advisor and amateur Evita Kimberly Guilfoyle had it in early July, White House economist Tomas Philipson had it in June, Stephen Miller's wife Katie had it in May (Miller didn't get it, but got her pregnant).


Sep 30 2020
Wrestler Gets Freaky + Sheriff Contradicts Trump + Man Cured Of HIV Dies Of Cancer + Mask Scofflaws + Justice For Murdered Activist + The Real Harold From BOYS IN THE BAND + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...

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May 07 2020
Jake's Pickings + Trump's Valet Has The Coronavirus + Trump's Campaign: WE'RE THE DEATH STAR + Texas Hair Salon Owner Freed + Stop Sharing Anti-Vaxxer Docs + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: An influencer who can get you going without showing the body. (He does that, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Jake Picking's abs, Trump's coronavirus-ridden valet, why those anti-vaxxer videos you're sharing make you look stupid and more ...

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May 06 2020
Sci Fi Sexiness + Lil Nas Sex + Gay Men Trashed For Hell's Kitchen Rona Party + Trump Snubs Mask Touring Mask Factory + NATIONAL ENQUIRER Bailout?! + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Oh, God, this amazing Jamel Shabazz photograph!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot sci fi covers, that sad rona party, Lil Nas X showing some skin, Trump avoiding a mask in a mask factory and more ...

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Jan 16 2019
Don't Get Your Manties In A Bunch! + Karen Pence's Anti-Gay Art Class + Grindr Blocks LGBTQ Site INTO + Gillibrand's In: Are You With Her? + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Yeah, America has let itself GO.

BELOW: Manties in a bunch, second lady's anti-gay ways, gay site gets blocked by Grindr and more ...

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Apr 10 2018
Mueller Didn't Decide To Raid Cohen, Officials Appointed By The Trump Administration Did Comments (0)

  Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 12.25.36 PMTrump is effed. (Video still via ABC)

Trump squealed that attorney-client privilege is dead after Mueller raids Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen's home, office and hotel room.

There is an obvious answer to that complaint, and Sen. Chuck Schumer lays it on the line for the mentally challenged Cheeto currently residing in the tippy-top shape aka White House ...

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Jan 30 2018
Adam Dawda: International Tail + Tom Daley's Ex-Home + Atlantis Cruise Control + VPL Dreamboat + Assange's Folly + Christie Warns Trump + Future Prez Kennedy + Seth Meyers On Loser Trump + More! — 12-PACK! Comments (0)

Above: Always time for a gym selfie:

Below: Keep reading for the stunning Adam Dawda, more on those druggy Atlantis Cruises, VVPL, Mr. Rogers biopic, Christie warns Trump about Mueller, future President Kennedy's SOTU plans, awful Trump stories + more ...

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