ABOVE: He'll sign his dick pics ... under the table!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Reilich's OnlyFans, the anti-gay flap over Lightyear, them's Now Awards and more ...

The perfect man ... (Images via GIF & ABC)

ABOVE: Don't forget to celebrate Jon-Erik Hexum's birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new gay series, great jobs report, Biden's agenda moving (?) forward (?), Madonna heaps praise on Jeremy Scott and more ...

ABOVE: How I think of Travis Fimmel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans and his biceps, Luke Evans and his re-invention, Trump's autocratic dreams, Millie Bobby Brown's quest for privacy and more ...

ABOVE: Pence is full of shit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Typhoid Trumpy petulantly refusing to debate Biden virtually, Chris Evans showing off almost every inch of his body, Buttigieg murders Fox News and more ...

Chris is turning a frown upside-down — and inside-out! (GIF via GIPHY)

A visibly embarrassed Chris Evans gave Tamron Hall her second major scoop of her new season (she had Andrew Gillum coming out as bi yesterday) by reacting to his accidentally-leaked dick pic.

Now that I have your attention
🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️....

VOTE Nov 3rd!!!

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020

Watch:

Well-played-with (GIF via GIPHY)

At the end of the video, recent photos pop up, one of which is Captain American's all-American man meat ...

ABOVE: Reflected glory.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA specimen, Madonna's look-alike daughter, Roseanne Barr's continued slide into idiocy, Paul Rudd's penis interview and more ...

ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni's bush, bulges galore, a lesbian love trove and more ...