ABOVE: Washing up on shore.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans getting touchy-feely with Chris Evans, limited-edition Madonna booty, Club Cumming events and more ...

ABOVE: When people argue that flamboyance is why the anti-gays hate us, my response is his.

BELOW: Keep reading for Max Ehrich's booty, Axe Body Spray for LGBTQ rights, Trump's anti-military prenup and more ...

ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

(Video still via Late Night with Seth Meyers)

This is adorable — the Evans brothers know each other really, really well ...

Chris me, you fool! (Image via Marvel)

It is a requirement for superheroes to be muscle-bound hunks, but here’s a look at the less-often-required movie nudity from our favorite blockbuster babes: Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill and Chris Evans ...

Above: That'll do it!

Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...

(Images via 2018 Firefighter Calendar)

First, your chance to help some animals while drooling over a bunch of firefighter packages.

Keep reading for news bloopers, Chris Evans sex alert, Brad Goreski's wedding, top gay posts of 2017, Suspiria update and Ricky Martin in a Speedo ...

Chris Evans shirtlessness break: pic.twitter.com/d7o5Ip6XDo

— Boy Culture Blog (@mattrett) February 15, 2017

Chris Evans has been in a Twitter war with racist-ass zombie David Duke, of all people. The good news is, Chris has handily won. The bad news is, David Duke is not only still alive, he's got tons of supporters, probably more than at any point in his life.

Thanks, NMPOTUS Trump.

Check out their chain of snipes: