ABOVE: Reflected glory.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA specimen, Madonna's look-alike daughter, Roseanne Barr's continued slide into idiocy, Paul Rudd's penis interview and more ...

ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni's bush, bulges galore, a lesbian love trove and more ...

Why is our side the only one that does this? (Image via Twitter)

Chris Evans — an outspoken liberal — is trying to launch a political site, so he apparently interviewed the truly odious Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), granting him a pic-with alongside his daughter in the process.

Whatever you're doing, Chris, it was not worth it.

But interesting how pro-Hollywood the anti-Hollywood crowd is when they get to bask in the starshine.

ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: To Tahiti with Gus Kenworthy.

BELOW: Keep reading for the performances of the year, a gay-book discovery, effortlessly hot nudity and more ...

ABOVE: Tits Alex.

BELOW: A tour of the week's Hot Spots!, death of a Marlboro Man, Cameron Dallas's J.O. goof and more ...

ABOVE: Washing up on shore.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans getting touchy-feely with Chris Evans, limited-edition Madonna booty, Club Cumming events and more ...

ABOVE: When people argue that flamboyance is why the anti-gays hate us, my response is his.

BELOW: Keep reading for Max Ehrich's booty, Axe Body Spray for LGBTQ rights, Trump's anti-military prenup and more ...