ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: To Tahiti with Gus Kenworthy.

BELOW: Keep reading for the performances of the year, a gay-book discovery, effortlessly hot nudity and more ...

ABOVE: Tits Alex.

BELOW: A tour of the week's Hot Spots!, death of a Marlboro Man, Cameron Dallas's J.O. goof and more ...

ABOVE: Washing up on shore.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans getting touchy-feely with Chris Evans, limited-edition Madonna booty, Club Cumming events and more ...

ABOVE: When people argue that flamboyance is why the anti-gays hate us, my response is his.

BELOW: Keep reading for Max Ehrich's booty, Axe Body Spray for LGBTQ rights, Trump's anti-military prenup and more ...

ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

(Video still via Late Night with Seth Meyers)

This is adorable — the Evans brothers know each other really, really well ...

Chris me, you fool! (Image via Marvel)

It is a requirement for superheroes to be muscle-bound hunks, but here’s a look at the less-often-required movie nudity from our favorite blockbuster babes: Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill and Chris Evans ...