Self respect? https://t.co/8FylXvxypU

— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) May 28, 2020

ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni's bush, bulges galore, a lesbian love trove and more ...

“Hardy at work”

The ultimate gallery of vintage TV Guide covers.

Lauren, Katharine, Lana, too...

Chris Meloni is a walking boner.

Brian Sims is even cuter with a dog.

Madonna vs. Gaga: Part 11,000.

Survivor lead singer Jimi Jamison dies @ 63.

Britney Spears references her cheater ex in concert.

Jamaican gay activist folds, fearing violent reprisals.

A lawyer in the year 2014 sent an email calling AIDS “the gay plague.”

This is what ever happened to “Mikey” from the Life TV commercials. 

Gorgeous Roberto Bolle for Vanity Fair.

HORROR: James Foley, moments before his brutal murder by terrorists.

ISIS/ISIL beheads long-held U.S. captive, James Foley.

Boy who played with dolls tortured to death by mom, mom's boyfriend.

CNN anchor with no knowledge of history: Water cannons for Ferguson.

Cops in Ferguson continue to be tyrannical for kicks.

Rick Perry's mugshot. So satisfying.

Alexis Arquette had sex with Jared Leto, claims he's a Clydesdale.

Frankie Grande goes nekkid on Big Brother. (Work Unfriendly)

Chris Meloni's latest ALS ice-bucket challenge is filmed!Hey, haters: The ice-bucket challenge has raised millions for ALS.

Madonna's war against the sun in Ibiza.

Go inside an illegal gay wedding in Uganda.

Rich tech CEO's daughter shoplifted $1,600 worth of clothes...got no jail time.

(NO) SURPRISE!: Michelle Duggar is anti-trans.

Fresh, hot pictures of Zac Efron.

Not-fresh, but still hot pic of 18yo Zac. Awww, cuddly.

HOT blue-collar workers.

Works for me.

Adorable Chris Meloni did the ice-bucket challenge for ALS awareness...or so he says...

Chris Meloni Facebooks a closeup of his enormous package under the guise of making a joke about his hungry dog. He knows his fans.

Chris Meloni discusses (at length) his insanely perfect ass, getting hit on in the shower at the gym and tweeting the above photo in a highly entertaining chat with Conan.