ABOVE: He's the hottest guy you'll see all day — by a hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Pratt's bi character, Nick Jonas's frosty buns, a Proud Boys fashion blunder and more ...

ABOVE: Overdressed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Graham losing, Biden winning, Culkin masking and more ...

ABOVE: The above meme is true.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes in his underpants, Jussie Smollett's alleged attackers apparently flipping on him, the death of Lee Radziwiłł and more ...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...

ABOVE: Happy should've-turned-88 to James Dean.

BELOW: Jeff Bezos's dick-pic controversy, Cindy McCain's racist lie and more ...

ABOVE: Happy ending.

BELOW: Nightmare plane passengers, Trump denies he's working for Russian (but is he volunteering?), Toni Colette deserves an Oscar nomination, Adam Lambert's under-the-gaydar cameo and more ...

ABOVE: Universal appeal.

BELOW: Trump's wall fail, jock flashed under his towel (another one!), gay hustler goes straight and more ...

ABOVE: Take it o— oh, you're already doing it.

BELOW: Gym jock flashes, Stormy weathered Trump for all of two minutes, murderous nuns exposed, gay-hustler flick too dark for Cannes, Kevin McHale's rockin' bod, and more ...