ABOVE: My buddy Jaymes Vaughn is a looker.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked supermodel, Roseanne Barr's latest #MeStupid comments, Ivanka's hard life, Madonna's 30-year anniversary and more ...

ABOVE: Steven on the beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for a response from the #HimToo poster boy, Nikki Haley's surprise resignation, Trump's apology to Kavanaugh, Kanye's next White House appointment, a Shameless departure, hot guys galore and more ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

Me https://t.co/93qNxN7Ky9

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Susan Rice, Obama's national security advisor from 2013-2017 and U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. has seemingly thrown her hat into the ring to challenge Susan Collins in 2020. Collins is the Republican senator who the left had hoped would be a NO on Kavanaugh, but who instead waited until the last possible moment and gave a fiery speech supporting him wholeheartedly.

In response to a tweet asking who would like to challenge Collins, Rice replied simply, “Me”.

I don't care who it is, but Collins has to go. However, I would guess Collins's outrageous vote for Kavanaugh is her way of thanking her party before announcing she's done with the Senate before the next cycle goes into full swing. Just my hunch.

UPDATE: She was just playin'.

Many thanks for the encourgement. I’m not making any announcements. Like so many Americans, I am deeply disappointed in Senator Collins’ vote for Kavanaugh. Maine and America deserve better. https://t.co/6oGFTFuO1Q

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

(Image via Time)

Time Magazine has immortalized Dr. Christine Blasey Ford on its new cover, coinciding with an article on how her testimony changed the country.

Meanwhile, it appears the FBI report has been completed and sent to the Senate. Fewer than 10 people were interviewed, and only senators can read the report, apparently for one hour only — no copies provided.

ABOVE: He says he's The Only Steven, and I have no reason to doubt it.

BELOW: Keep reading for manspreading, Streisand's musical attack on Trump, that hot Creed II poster, Russell Tovey on playing it gay and playing it straight, and much, more ...

A new allegation of sexual misconduct has been made against Brett Kavanaugh, dating back to his college years. "This is a serious, disturbing, and credible allegation, and should be fully investigated,” Senator Mazie Hirono said. https://t.co/Cuy2JvZUl8

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 24, 2018

In a New Yorker piece by Ronan Farrow and Jane Mayer — who do not do political hit pieces and are serious journalists — a Yale classmate of SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh has come forward with her own story of sexual abuse ...