He raises two good points. (Image via video still)
When your mom and dad and People Magazine are on TikTok, it's on the way out. But still, Chris Meloni, on top of having the most amazing ass, has great tits ...
ABOVE: Complaints of queerbaiting are ridiculous. I always remember the first time I heard a passionate attack of a star for queerbaiting, it was Chadwick Moore attacking Nick Jonas for having the temerity to speak up for LGBTQ rights at Stonewall. Then Moore became a far-right Republican.
ABOVE: With dads like this ...
Via Mr. Man:
Christopher Meloni is truly one of the sexiest and men in Hollywood. And, even better, his name has been synonymous with hot prison shower dick and balls ever since his breakout role on Oz. The pioneering '90 HBO series saw Meloni stripping down for some man-on-man action with his fellow inmates in almost too many scenes to count. In this Oz, there’s no place like homo!
ABOVE: Nobody said the movies had to be family fare.
“I've been workin' out for 45 years now ...” (Images by Ben Watts for Men's Health)
Christopher Meloni is having a moment, and his zaddy-tastic body is a major part of it.
— Men's Health Mag (@MensHealthMag) August 4, 2021
Here, he poses for Ben Watts for the cover of Men's Health. In a video, he claims he has never really done squats (!) even as he does one that causes his famous ass to all but explode on camera:
ABOVE: This is my recipe for soup.
Via MrMan:
This Father’s Day, we’re paying tribute to the special daddies in our lives by rounding up the hottest celebrity daddies! A daddy is ripped, hairy and/or handsome. Most importantly, you just want to wrap your legs around him and call him by his name. Make sense? If you’re jonesing for some quality time with hot pops, check out the best penis and ass scenes from the likes of Jason Momoa, Mark Ruffalo, George Clooney, and Christopher Meloni below ...
