ABOVE: Are you bored, he asks.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Kirstie Alley's always sucked, the new COVID-19 relief package, the death of a Top Chef Masters cook and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: I love Lally.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot boys, Trump's WWII Apoc-teasing, the LGBTQ films of 2020 and more ...

ABOVE: People with no skin in the game are trashing Madonna's tardiness on her 1st night in Vegas, but then there are stories like Mark's.

BELOW: Keep reading for Taron Egerton's movie regret, Chuck Schumer's King flub and more ...

ABOVE: Universal appeal.

BELOW: Trump's wall fail, jock flashed under his towel (another one!), gay hustler goes straight and more ...

Mom Playing Around .....
Notice 🕶 & Jacket.... pic.twitter.com/b4YyVMSTDx

— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2018

ABOVE: Just in case you weren't aware, Cher's 92-year-old mom Georgia Holt is a riot.

BELOW: Naked guy on Mrs. Maisel, Pelosi & Schumer manhandle Trump, Heather Heyer's murderer sentenced and more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

Agustin Bruno 💥 One to watch 🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/SvMDoS7f7o

— Brian Jamie (@brianjamie) May 22, 2018

Above: Not a hard thing to ask, to watch Agustin Bruno.

Below: Keep reading for Will Brittain's big-star booty, Zac Efron's dreads, Trump mocking #MeToo, SCOTUS ruminations, Nick Jonas cuteness, porn dinosaurs, and more ...