If you really want to feel poor, you shouldn't miss the video shot by Sotheby's in which legendary fashion shooter Mario Testino talks about his art collection, some of which is going up for sale September 13, 2017.

“Collecting has been an amazing journey for me,” he notes. No shit?

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Left: Cindy Sherman's 1978 “Untitled Film Still #21.” Right: Not Cindy Sherman's 1978 “Untitled Film Still #21.”

James Franco's latest (self-)absorption of another artist's work—an homage (?) to Cindy Sherman's famed Film Stills series—is being called “not just bad but offensive.” How about just offensively bad?