ABOVE: And speaking of Fire Island, see below ...

ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

Bonus ad! I used to have this mag; I found it as a 20-year-old ... somewhere? (Image via vintage cover)

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

ABOVE: If someone told you to jump off a bridge for Robby Benson, would ya?

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's lack of regret, back-to-back celebrity deaths, gay mags of the week and more ...

ABOVE: You don't see many guys that big on a tennis court, yet here we are.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay classic, a QAnon love-in, Kristen Stewart's engagement and more ...

ABOVE: Legs for days.

BELOW: Keep reading for James Ivory calling it by its name, Cuomo charged, Munsters-abilia and more...

ABOVE: Never forget that butt-out shoot Keanu did.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell/asshole, NYC battered by Ida, the Supreme Court lets Texas's insane anti-abortion law stand (for now), Colton Underwood's new daddy and more ...

Chorus bois (Image by Kenn Duncan for After Dark)

ABOVE: Flashing back to Good News, a 1973-1974 musical revival of a 1927 show. Starring Alice Faye and Gene Nelson (John Payne had appeared in it out of town), the show as panned (“combined, [Faye and Nelson] have the stage presence of a balcony seat”). But the boys — oh, the boys.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jackée Harry, Louis Virtel, how COVID-19 is helped along by wildfires and more  ...

ABOVE: Whitney Houston would still be just 58 today, and she's been gone nine and a half years already.

BELOW: The origin story of your favorite meme, Cuomo's secretary quits as a criminal complaint is lodged against him, some hairy Sam Elliott and more ...