ABOVE: Do the Carlton!

BELOW: Keep reading for prime ass, outrageous firings, a gay cartoon character and more ...

ABOVE: Meet you in the middle.

BELOW: Keep reading for a full-frontal repeat offender, RIP William Hurt, filmmaker killed in Ukraine and more ...

ABOVE: I think I've captured the spirit of the day.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Meta is snatching accounts with no accountability, Biden bans U.S. imports of Russian oil, Emmett Till Anti-Lynching Act finally passes, Florida has passed the repulsive Don't Say Gay bill and more ...

ABOVE: Bobbing for Conrad.

BELOW: Keep reading for the perfect Pedro Zamora memorial, Sam Elliott pulling an Ernest Borgnine over The Power of the Dog, gay footgear and more ...

ABOVE: I'll take it.

BELOW: Keep reading for SF's gay disco history, Joe Biden slamming The Former Guy on January 6th's anniversary, Colton's love ne$t and more ...

Keep reading for: I'm your biggest Fanzine, Christie dunks on Trump, strippers galore and more ...

Boosted. (Thank you Narmin!) pic.twitter.com/YOgDtuaqNa

— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) December 5, 2021

ABOVE: Needle sharing.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Season 14 RDR girls, how the Michigan school shooter's parents are behaving, Bob Dole finally dies and more ...

ABOVE: He's ... bendy.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Supreme Court's wind-up to get rid of Roe v. Wade (and Obergefell soon?), gay Christmas movies, a horrendous detail about the latest school shooting and more ...