ABOVE: Hey, I can look like that guy. I just have to hurry up and start working out 30 years ago.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy on the beach, Acosta resigning, Judith Light on why she loves us and more ...

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Armie Hammer gave an engaging interview to Conan O'Brien, in which the talk turned to tracksuits, and Hammer's self-admitted avoidance of ever washing them.

O'Brien then went into a fevered speech about sharing suits, which ended with Hammer making quite a declaration of where his boundaries are and are not ...

Matt Bomer told Conan this week about his sheepish straight-dude fans who approach him with praise for his Magic Mike moves.

I love the idea of the surreptitious straight fan almost as much as I love the idea of Bomer doing a striptease dressed as a Ken doll (which I have yet to see) ...

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theOUTfront: Hot model Daniel Rumfelt shows off how he dries his scrotum after he showers. This is allegedly humorous, but I was too busy to smile.

New York Post: Ireland set to elect openly gay PM 24 years after decriminalizing homosexuality. Also, he'd be the youngest PM in the country's history. Also, he's Indian.

YouTube @ Tom Daley: The wedding cake that was probably mostly photographed and not eaten at Tom Daley and Lance Black's wedding: 

ExtraTV: Nyle DiMarco comes after Jamie Foxx and Jimmy Fallon for spontaneous goof on sign language: “What Foxx did on Fallon tonight made our struggle that much harder.” Bad 10 or so months for Fallon.

The Guardian: Transparent creator Jill Soloway comes out as non-binary and trans, is asked if that means they are rejecting femaleness.

YouTube @ Michael Henry: Can gay men still say faggot? Or should nobody be saying it? Watch and decide:

Eat your heart out, Johnny Carson—Conan ate Ryan's tonsils! (Video still via Conan)

Watch Conan & Ryan Reynolds kiss—deep!—after the jump ...

Intelligence sources say al-Qaeda may attack in the U.S. on Monday: VA, TX, NYC are alleged targets.

FBI formally investigating faked docs meant to hurt Clinton campaign, also investigating its own Twitter.

The last pre-election jobs report is here, and it's solid.

Ewan McGregor's bare butt stars in T2: Trainspotting ad.

Transparent prawn Eric Trump says deplorable Trump booster David Duke “deserves a bullet.”

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Louis C.K. hilariously riffed on why he's supporting Hillary Clinton this week, whose motherhood he cites as a major reason for her qualifications:

We've had 240 years of fathers ... A great father can give a kid 40% of his needs—tops. Tops out oat 40 % ... Any mother, just a shit mother, a not-even-trying mother? 200% ... We need, just, a tough-bitch mother who nobody likes, who just does it.

In endorsing her, he said:

I think she's great—it's not a, like a lesser of two evils, I think she's great. I really like her.  think she's really talented and I think she's super smart and I think she's done this—I'd take her over anybody ... Hillary Clinton can take abuse ... We've been hazing her, we've been holding her down and spittin' in her mouth and yellin' at her, and she just gets up and goes, “Well, I just think that if children have proper health care ...”

His summary of the choices:

If you're like a liberal who's not gonna vote, you're a piece of shit ... Grow up! ... If you vote for Hillary, you're a grown up. If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker. If you don't vote for anybody, you're an asshole.

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