ABOVE: I know, I know — you don't like tattoos.

BELOW: Keep reading for the historic passage of the Equality Act (which is DOA in the Senate), Rocketman's queer cred and more ...

ABOVE: Professional thirst trap.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a pair, Buttigieg's approach, Giuliani's Ukrainian adventure and new Madonna ...

ABOVE: Ain't Shawn Mendes the pits? Pssst: Watch his scorching-hot video here.

BELOW: Selfie-expression, waxin' it with Zac Efron, de Blasio thinks he will do well running for POTUS, Longtime Companion remembered and more ...

ABOVE: Cover boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short subect long on nudity, Barr in the hot seat, Schiff's big hire to nail Trump on his finances, Mueller's letter of objection to Barr, NFL vet's gay family & much more ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of himself. I say he has good taste.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttiegieg's chances of winning the presidency, another tragic LGBTQ youth suicide, Kevin McHale's break-out moment and more ..

ABOVE: Sunkissed!

BELOW: Keep reading for Beyoncé, Madonna, Aaron Schock and why Facebook is the devil ...

ABOVE: Porn legend Donnie Russo is aging nicely.

BELOW: Keep reading for the new cockshake, Jussie's latest legal woes, National Enquirer for sale and more ...

Julian Assange, showing off the latest in Rip Van Winkle looks. (Image via video still)

This is a very satisfying image — Julian Assange of WikiLeaks has been dragged from the Ecuadorean Embassy, where he's been holed-up for seven years — and arrested.

I would love to see this happen to Trump ...