ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: No unity with Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.

BELOW: RIP Mark Bingham's mom, Joe Exotic unloads on corrupt Trump, Rep. Maloney wants Parler investigated by the FBI and more ...

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...

ABOVE: One moment in time.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis dreamboy, Maluma covering a Elle, the sitting Congress tools who were against MLK Jr. Day, Boeber gave a Capitol tour and more ...

ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...