ABOVE: If you don't know Ross Collab, get to know Ross Collab.

BELOW: Waterboard Trump in your commode, ogle Tom Goss in a Speedo, chastise Ivanka for using her email kerfuffle and more ...

ABOVE: You'll want to Gage his many talents.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sugar baby lawsuit, accidental locker-room nudity, someone's hot son and more ...

ABOVE: Daddy issues.

BELOW: Trump can't stand the rain, Rick Scott wants to seize voting machines, Chris Pine's peen and more ...

ABOVE: Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's attack on California, Blaze Bernstein's alleged killer pleading not guilty, how Trump's fake A.G. is anti-gay, Madonna's $30K movie prop and more ...

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Sadly, SCOTUS heroine Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell in her office at the Court Wednesday, which led to three fractured ribs.

It is reported she is in the hospital recovering, but the timing couldn't be worse for my hairline.

Rackover has been found guilty. (Image via video still)

NY1: James Rackover was found guilty this week of stabbing to death Joey Comunale, a man he and a friend met clubbing in 2016.

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Just kidding, kinda, but the young woman calling herself Reformed Republican who posted about being a pilloried black Republican and, in the process, raised $150K from supportive right-wingers, is pretty briliant for exposing how stupid our lottery-esque social media system is.

ABOVE: Follow here for some hot Peter.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hugh Jackman's friendship with Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's belief he can executive-order the Constitution away, an absolutely stunning male model or two, the true story of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, some surprise Rent casting and more  ...