ABOVE: Foot-long?

BELOW: Trump is fucked, Hellraiser looks fucked up, Graham Norton doesn't give a fuck ...

Really? Toledo started tearing down the old Babcock dairy building but somehow stopped there? Everyone traveling 75 south got to see Toledo’s giant brick dick pic.twitter.com/S6DIa1y4Da

— ✨ Adam ✨ (@ALantsOG) September 14, 2022

ABOVE: Tower half full.

BELOW: Bros, Marge on a rampage, a drag performer dies mid-performance and more ...

ABOVE: Peter Scolari should be turning 67 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's other movie, Bannon going down hard, a judge accused of every kind of bigotry you've got and more ...

ABOVE: Do you remember handsome Christopher Connelly?

BELOW: Why Zac Efron didn't look like Zac Efron for a bit, remembering the Queen, Steve Bannon gives himself up and more  ...

ABOVE: Fanny Brice, fanny nice.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevor Donovan, Oath Keepers exposed, Lea Michele slays on Broadway and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

ABOVE: The great Johnny Slash.

BELOW: Keep reading for yes homo from Luke Macfarlane, suicide by plane averted, CNN goes MAGA and more ...

ABOVE: Sean ... Sean.

BELOW: Keep reading for Michael K. Williams's words from beyond the grave, Dark Brandon's supremacy, Trump's cooked goose, a gay NYC nightlifer gets the #MeToo treatment and more ...