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Ahead of a new Netflix documentary and an Oprah-run CBS special about his life, Quincy Jones granted a wide-ranging and no-fucks-given interview to Vulture, in which he took on plenty of sacred cows (the Beatles were lousy musicians, the Clintons keep secrets and were too influenced by Big Pharma, Oprah doesn't have the chops to be POTUS, Michael Jackson stole from Donna Summer, Cyndi Lauper was a diva on “We Are the World,” the Mob murdered JFK).

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I'll never understand why people are so excited by Taylor Swift — she's always struck me as petty mean girl. I mean, bitchy songs about everyone who crosses her?

Now, her first new single in years, “Look What You Made Me Do” — which, creepily, is what domestic abusers often say — is a return to that theme, with some obvious Kimye references. I also don't like the sound of this one ...

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This is my “Senior Shorts” entry from 1987 ...

Snap into it! Cher by Mogollo (Image via Alejandro Mogollo — buy his work here!)

DListed: Coming to Broadway are Cyndi Lauper, again (Working Girl: The Musical) and Cher (The Cher Show)!

OMG Blog (Work Unfriendly): Check out America's Next Top Model hottie Mikey Heverly showing off full-frontal.

Mikey Haverly: The end! (Image via Instagram @murdasworld)

Huff Post: Tomorrow, James Comey will testify before the Senate regarding his interactions with Trump — and the preview is juicy.

Politico: Trump wants Christie's Bridgegate lawyer to run the FBI. Sounds about right.

Joe.My.God.: Secretary of State (gulp) Rex Tillerson ... acknowledges LGBTQ rights. Hm. Going rogue?

Kenneth in the (212): Guess what this dude (below) will be doing on TV?

James Longman 4 man. (Image via social media)

They're laughing because he quipped that he felt like Debra Parsons — look it up! (Image via Christober Corbin)

Christopher Corbin, a longtime reader, was lucky enough to attend Niki Haris's Mother's Day show in L.A., where she joined forces with Donna De Lory — that's right, Madonna's former backup singers and dancers, together again!

Interestingly, for having once been in Madonna's gang, it was Cyndi Lauper they chose to cover!

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