ABOVE: When you're on at all times.

BELOW: Keep reading for a bareassed model, Lindsey Graham's latest backstab to America and more ...

Mandrake (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

I spent Friday evening with a group of mostly-naked men who were only too happy to be ogled — you know, a typical date night.

Twinky Boots reveals twink booty.

Not really, but Members Only Boylesque — which is available for future booty calls on April 5, May 31 and June 14 at 10 p.m. at the Laurie Beechman Theatre — is definitely worthy of an entry in your little black book ...

ABOVE: That's his color.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cameron Dallas's titty progress, R. Kelly's mug shot, death of a Hollywood legend and more ...

I'd call him cute, but is cute a label? (Images via GT)

AJ Pritchard made history on the UK's Strictly Come Dancing last year, performing a well-received same-sex dance routine ...

(All images from past events via the Winter Party)

The Winter Party — produced by the National LGBTQ Task Force — is one of the planet's biggest bashes for the queer community, so much so that it's expanded into a week of events in Miami Beach.

(Image via press release)

This year, the theme is With Open Arms, and is focusing on being welcoming to all LGBTQ people.

(Image via Grindr)

Grindr's version of the Super Bowl is somewhat gayer ...

Quentin Peron & Napoleon Jinnies with a squad mate (Image via ABC)

Quentin Peron and Napoleon Jinnies have all the right moves, so why shouldn't they be down on the field shaking their stuff and helping to rouse the crowd during Sunday's Super Bowl. Short answer: They should, they will!

ABOVE: I love Portis Wasp and Nick Sterling.

BELOW: Cole Sprouse strips, two dudes and a baby, AOC dancing her ass off and more ..