ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

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I'm not the most attentive Dancing with the Stars viewer, but I must say that Peta Murgatroyd posting her vacay pics with hubby Maksim Cherkovskiy have hit the spot.

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Today, January 8, would've been David Bowie's 73rd birthday. (More on that here.)

As a Madonna scholar (hey, it's a thing), I am well aware of her love for the guy, and his influence on her. He was her first concert (and she lied to her dad about going), she inducted him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and she has clearly taken much inspiration from his conceptual use of personae and eras.

ABOVE: Love your — underwear.

BELOW: Tennis pro takes a bath (join him!), historians want Trump impeached, Charlize Theron talks about her trans child and more ...

ABOVE: Counting down the days.

BELOW: Puerto Vallarta Sheraton is anti-gay, Trump thinks Jews are all foreigners, THIS is what friends are for and more ...

ABOVE: I need to see the new Pedro Almódar film.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis thighs, the Conway Civil War and more ...

Republicans think of every Democratic nominee as this. (Image via video still)

Oh, my God. When the heels CLACK together ...

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No idea who he is, or where this happened, but this young guy is showing you how belly-dancing is DONE ...