Did Mark Lester create Michael Jackson's kids? (Image via Columbia)

Lad Bible: Mark Lester, of Oliver! (1968) fame claims he could be the bio dad of Michael Jackson's children, and that Madonna got naked to try to seduce Jackson.

Huff Post: Trump softens tone on Islam — in front of Saudi king. Back home, he's said Saudi Arabia was behind 9/11. His arms deal with the oppressive regime? Illegal.

Joe.My.God.: Report — Saudis giving $100M to Ivanka's foundation. How is this different in any way from Clinton Foundation accusations?!

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DListed: Watch and listen to a weepy Harry Styles duet with Stevie Nicks.

ExtraTV: The Rock on running for prez: “I'm in!”

AOL: I had no idea Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke — the plagiarist taking a Homeland Security job — wears 100% fake military garb/medals! 

2/ Look at this fucking guy's uniform. You see all that shit pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there. pic.twitter.com/0QZlBxQjI8

— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 17, 2017

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Pence's D.C. neighbors troll the LGBTQ-hating veep hard with rainbow flags.

Batshit-crazy Sheriff David Clarke may be Trump's most dangerous, unqualified, anti-LGBTQ possible hire.

David Clarke, Potential Trump Pick for Homeland Security, Wants to Send up to 1 Million People to Gitmo—@MotherJones https://t.co/nnmrrVp7zO

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 30, 2016

Awesome new Hey Qween! merch is here.

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Tomi Lahren is a white-winger who argues she doesn't see color. Trevor Noah isn't having it:

Sanders nails it on why Trump's Carrier deal is no deal at all.

Behemoth Bauer acquires Australia's venerable teen mag Dolly, kills print edition. RIP, 1970-2016.

Aussie band In Stereo had collectible covers on a recent issue. (Images via Dolly)