ABOVE: Smarmy Ben Carson can't assure Sen. Warren he won't help make Trump richer in his proposed job as HUD director.

BELOW: Former Republican who got cancer and suddenly loved Obamacare is told by Paul Ryan repealing ACA is better off dead.

Gay Paypal tycoon Peter Thiel defends Trump against scandals, saying Obama's 8 corruption-free years were boring. Please, bore me!

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Check out Mario Testino's barely-there-towel series on Instagram series; it just landed a new, nude David Gandy.

Here's your chance to buy Jennifer Finney Boylan's book ... and introduce a cream pie to Caitlyn's inauguration-going face.

 

Study concludes what we have surmised for some time: There was no Patient Zero for AIDS outbreak. Also, see above on the FDA blood-donor ban.

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As a former magazine guy, I understand that magazines are going to put people on their covers to sell copies, so Out is gonna have straight people. Still, it's a little odd to have him on the cover while inside he is asserting he is heterosexual, therefore is never hit on by guys.

He does, however, look good in underwear.

ABOVE: Nobody told me there'd be gays like this. Bad sound, but perfect ending.

Supreme Court thinks what our political system needs is more money.

These hot men are absolutely killing it.

One enthusiastic vote for Courtney Act to win RuPaul's Drag Race.

To be buried in a lesbian cemetery, are tattoos required?

FRAMED: Art-school virgin reneges on promise to lose anal virginity on stage.

Model Jordie Caskey's selfie-saturated tour of his life & home.

Powerbottom Mac. (Or maybe I'm projecting!)