How do we get to be @tinashenow or maybe even those firefighter uniforms? 😍😜 #Flame is out now 🔥🔥

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923 AMP Radio: As you see above and below, Tinashe's dancers are both on fire and able to put it out!

ExtraTV: Everyone says Paris Jackson looks like Madonna. Now, Michael Jackson's daughter is agreeing... and tweeting Madonna directly about it. 

@Madonna some of the edits people send me get pretty wild but i'm kinda starting to dig it pic.twitter.com/H5wflVVdSa

— Paris-Michael K. J. (@ParisJackson) March 18, 2017

Instagram: Watch Chris Pratt “eat cat food like a good little boy”:

 

#JurassicWorld2 #WHATSMYSNACK watch me eat cat food like a good little boy

A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Mar 16, 2017 at 6:11am PDT

USA Today: The military is using the sharing of private sex pics to go after gay-porn sites that show military men in uniforms. Which have existed exactly forever.

One of the hotter military sites (Screen grab via Military Classified)

ExtraTV: Legendary NYC newspaperman Jimmy Breslin dies @ 88. His description of President Kennedy's gravedigger:

(Text by Jimmy Breslin)

Twitter: Mike Myers' mom, Bunny Myers, dies @ 90, according to his brother Paul.

Paul Myers wrote that his mom's stint on 'Letterman was one of her proudest moments. (Video still via CBS)

ABOVE: That infamous “FAGS” receipt was actually just a joke.

Amazing al Qaeda document dump.

Aloha, Matt Bomer's nipples!

Man whose HIV took 30 years to show symptoms.

That infamous anti-gay church in Harlem is really spreading Christian love.

DIPDONNA!: Madonna dating Diplo?

Controversial Madonna photo is old and a scam to plug an Israeli party.

Megyn Kelly's guest calls out Fox for “creating cloud of corruption” around Hillary.

Trespassing gynocopter pilot looking at hard time.

Duggar dad turned in his own son, Josh, for child molestation???

Ted Cruz won't deny personal contempt for LGBT people.

David Letterman signs off for good.

Maya Rudolph parodies over-singers.

BELOW: Check out the BULGE on this one.

Bayna El-Min, the Dallas BBQ fugitive

1. The asshole who cracked a chair over those guys at Dallas BBQ is IDed.

2. Turns out the Dallas BBQ chair-tosser is a violent career criminal. (And gay.)

3. Perp's name is Bayna El-Amin, and he has opinions on vogueing.

Cancer charities were total frauds.

Was the Game of Thrones rape scene gratuitous?

Lola dyes her brown roots gray while Madonna dyes her gray roots brown.

George Clooney anoints this the era of the haters.

An NKOTB abs-fest, plus a richly deserved diss for Ramin Setoodeh.

ABOVE: Meet Vaidas Baumila, Lithuanian Eurovision entrant.

Hillary wants her e-mails out NOW.

Madonna was as high as a kite when she F-bombed Letterman.

Unpopular Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Louisiana) issues anti-gay exec order.

Jennifer Connelly is ass-ta-ass analog.

Rihanna “Bitch Better Have My Money” Flosstradamus Remix.

Ka-ching!

Back atcha!

Hot Wisco Folk by Menelik Puryear (no, the names are not made up).

Drake says Madonna kiss was “like candy.”

Best embarrassing cell ring in forever.

RINNA WAS RIGHT: Kim Richards is drunk & disorderly.

O'Malley zings Hillary for not being courageous.

Give 'em hell, Harry Reid will force Lynch vote.

Britt McHenry is a total bitch.

Don't fuck with Britney.

Are you a man-leg man?

Republican Angie's List CEO may run for Indiana guv.

Jonathan Groff was VERY closeted.

Amy Sedaris slays on Letterman.

Gay porn actor implicated in shooting commits suicide.

Poor kid—18 and already a dead porn star.

Aretha kills it on Adele's “Rolling in the Deep” mashed up with “Ain't No Mountain High Enough” (as backup singer Cissy Houston stink-eyes on the periphery) for David Letterman.

Women sliding off their seats over sexy mug shot.

Taylor Lautner shirtless, minus the 'roids. HOT!

Perv-in-chief Dov Charney of American Apparel ousted.

R. Kelly & Lady Gaga's dumped video was “literally an ad for rape.”

Obama weighs limited military intervention in Iraq.

Sen. Boxer (D-Calif.) rips Sen. McCain (R-Ariz.) on Iraq.

Alan Parker refers to Madonna in Evita as “a compromise...”

...but wanted her in The Blue Angel opposite De Niro.

New face of Madonna's Material Girl is Disney's Zendaya.

Obama cuts off Uganda for draconian anti-gay laws.

Hot-as-hell wrestler.

Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolf? is a real movie title. Not porn.

Restoration Hardware is sending around a 17-pound catalog!

Coldplay's “A Sky Full of Stars” video.

Sarah Jessica Parker slays on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

All the hottest Grady Sizemore photos.

Rick Perry regrets gay = alcoholic comment.

NY State Sen. Ruben Diaz (D!) thinks Satan runs schools.

Diaz is a total Tony Danza fanboy.

Churro ice cream sandwiches for all!

(No) Surprise: Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) was accused of being a crook.

Disney's Into the Woods will be family-friendly.

Meryl Streep to be Maria Callas in the Mike Nichols HBO version of Master Class.

Maria...you oughtta see her...

 

Madonna's bra is hot. Charlie Hides rapes the MDNA Skin ad.

Victor Velasquez for Malebasics is...yeah, WOOF.

Kurt Cobain, 20 years later.

"Ping" detected from missing Malaysian jet.

Phony chupacabra is euthanized, discarded without testing.

Every Chris Evans nude scene. Powerful movie-making.

Yet another reason Andrew Sullivan is a conservadouche.

James Franco "used bad judgment" in trying to pick up 17-year-old:

Download Video as MP4

Why Brendan Eich had to resign from "activist" Mozilla.

Days of Our Lives tosses TV's first gay male wedding.

Together at last: Damiana vs. Johnny Scruff!

David Letterman replacements: Neil Patrick Harris? Ellen?

Hillary Clinton poses with Pussy Riot.

Carole King shocks audience at Beautiful by showing up, asking for cash.

Kenneth exclusively reveals The Comeback's comeback.

Still more David Beckham skin revealed.

Anti-gay Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich has resigned.

Conservagay Andrew Sullivan blames “left-Liberal intolerance.”

No, gays don't want Christians dead.

John Waters gets animated.

Paula Deen's racism-friendly restaurant closes.

Bruce Jenner closer than ever to fully transitioning.

David Letterman is retiring in 2015.

Letterman's first guest was Bill Murray.