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This is my “Senior Shorts” entry from 1987 ...

If you really want to feel poor, you shouldn't miss the video shot by Sotheby's in which legendary fashion shooter Mario Testino talks about his art collection, some of which is going up for sale September 13, 2017.

“Collecting has been an amazing journey for me,” he notes. No shit?

Keep reading for an eyeful ...

I had a very unusual experience at the Blondie gig last night, which was the latest stop on their Rage and Rapture Tour 2017 with Garbage.

See, lots of good stuff happened, but lots of bad stuff happened — and yet, I think it could be that the resolution was so appropriate, it wound up being a positive experience overall.

Plus, it's always nice meeting Debbie Harry! Keep reading for a full review ...

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Blondie performed their new single “Long Time” last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

Watch 'n' listen, after the jump ...

(Image via Coney Island USA)

Debbie Harry and Chris Stein of Blondie have been named Queen Mermaid and King Neptune of the 2017 Mermaid Parade, taking place Saturday, June 17, on Coney Island.

If you've never been, this is the 35th installment of the kooky, seaside march.

Via press release:

(Video still via YouTube @BlondieVEVO)

The new Blondie single “Long Time” is here, and it almost begs the question of lead singer Debbie Harry's ability to look so good for such a long time — she's 71!

To put this into context: Bea Arthur looked great, and I am not in any way disparaging how she aged. (She had work, of course.) But Bea Arthur had completed her run on The Golden Girls by the time she was the age Debbie Harry is now. Just let that sink in while watching Debbie sink to her knees in her sexy new video.

Bea Arthur was a few years younger than Debbie is now in this pic. (Image via McKellen.com)

I just find it fascinating how we perceive people — age-wise, sexuality-wise — now as opposed to even 20, 25 years ago.

Video after the jump ...

I went to college — and to gay clubs — in Chicago in the late '80s and early '90s.

Surfing YouTube waiting for a friend to show up, I found these classic reminders of the way things used to be ...

One of your Jons (Video still via BBC)

OMG Blog: S Club 7's Jon Lee, formerly a little twink, wants you to see what a rugged, tramp-stamped Treasure Island Media type he's become.

NYDN: The Port Authority cops are now peeking into men's room stalls in order to charge guys with lewdness. Instead, they're spying lawsuits.

(Video still via E!)

E! Entertainment: Billy Reilich and some other people are on a new reality series centered around The Abbey, the gay mecca of L.A. Lots of straight stuff in the trailer:

DListed: Alexander Skarsgård's peen made a violent appearance on Big Little Lies. It looked a little big! (Work Unfriendly, even if it's a prosthetic)

Kenneth in the (212): Debbie Harry continues her OMG Can You Believe How Amazing I Look? tour, dings reporter for “creating an issue” about her age.

My difficult interview with Debbie Harry @StellarMagAU @dailytelegraph https://t.co/i4imLRMmaa

— Jordan Baker (@JordsBaker) March 18, 2017

Hollywood Reporter: What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Darlene Cates dies @ 69.

(Video still via Sally)