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A 21-year-old man's dead body has been recovered from the bottom of Demi Moore's Beverly Hills home's swimming pool.

Moore was not present last night, when he apparently drowned, but her daughters had been throwing a party the same night.

No way of knowing if they were so engaged in partying nobody noticed a person dying in the darkened waters, or if someone snuck onto the property afterward.