ABOVE: One of my readers alerts me to this guy, who is a principal. If I showed you any of my former principals, you would not have thoughts of breaking rules in order to earn a trip to the office.

BELOW: Keep reading for top TV, a trans victory and more ...

ABOVE: Marketing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, Ginni in the hot seat, Jon Hamm's hot pocket and more ...

Really? Toledo started tearing down the old Babcock dairy building but somehow stopped there? Everyone traveling 75 south got to see Toledo’s giant brick dick pic.twitter.com/S6DIa1y4Da

— ✨ Adam ✨ (@ALantsOG) September 14, 2022

ABOVE: Tower half full.

BELOW: Bros, Marge on a rampage, a drag performer dies mid-performance and more ...

ABOVE: Peter Scolari should be turning 67 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's other movie, Bannon going down hard, a judge accused of every kind of bigotry you've got and more ...

ABOVE: Life's a beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevante Rhodes in his underwear, the Republican judge who fudged the law for Trump, when Karens turn into lynch mobs and more ...

ABOVE: Fanny Brice, fanny nice.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevor Donovan, Oath Keepers exposed, Lea Michele slays on Broadway and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

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ABOVE: Liberals are always funnier. Always.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's latest Secret Service-visit-worthy remarks, KiwiFarms dump, helloooooo Julie Benko and more ...