ABOVE: Something-something DM, something-something purchasing.

BELOW: Men in the tub, Trump can't find a chief of staff, murdered gay man may get justice after 30 years and more ...

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I'm sick of H.W.'s lionizing funeral proceedings, too, and couldn't care less about his service dog or Bob Dole. But this video of Hillary refusing to so much as glance at the Trumps makes me happy ...

ABOVE: Stellar Brando outtake. Stellllarrrr! More vintage Hollywood stuff here if you follow.

BELOW: Keep reading for Rocco's Steele, Ellen's return to stand-up, Annie Lennox's return to music, a hot new Reese Rideout joint and more ...

ABOVE: Some of my CHULO shots, collected.

BELOW: Keep reading for the guy whose OnlyFans porn helps prevent suicide, the Pulse survivor who needs to watch Boy Erased, a killer tail washed ashore and more ...

ABOVE: Crack addiction.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Jonas Brothers as they appear today, Kamala Harris's announcement, why George H.W. Bush sucked and more ...

ABOVE: The Quinn of today! And his bare ass of yesterday! (With sign-up for my OnlyFans.)

BELOW: Incredbly hot abs, World AIDS Day remembrances, big dicks ad big awards, plus more ...

ABOVE: Protein bar.

BELOW: Keep reading for George H.W. Bush, Nick Jonas, Cameron Dallas and more ...

ABOVE: Hanging out.

BELOW: Keep reading for the racist who won in Mississippi, Nico Tortorella's tush, a new Warhol exhibit that's great, just great and more ...