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(Image via Twitter)

I want to like Andrew Yang, but he bothers me. I think his approach to social media suggests a future as a mayor who continually puts his foot in it — which we have been suffering through here in NYC for years.

Today, on National Pet Day (not National Pets Day), he bizarrely decided to post about a family dog he gave away (because his son was allergic) — and then followed it up with a video showing him with the dog after he'd given it away, a video showing him completely ignoring the little guy.

Just a weird, weird instinct.

Hyphen (L) and Sash (R)

Meanwhile, my dog Hyphen wishes you a happy National Pet Day, and I am remembering my sweet Sash — his sis — six months after she died.

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