Zach-tly what I needed (Image by Benjamin Veronis for DNA)

ABOVE: How pretty does it get?

BELOW: Keep reading for Patti LuPone's bullying days, Grease-y kid stuff, a lawsuit against Cory Booker's beard and more ...

ABOVE: Fun fur.

BELOW: Nico Tortorella's battle of the bulge, Trump's pro-Russia pull-out, Chicago Fire's gay character and more ...

“I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat – I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge, or great disloyalty," said the man locking people in camps on the border... pic.twitter.com/zLyJfNHdbE

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) August 20, 2019

Fuck every goddamned Republican who supports this anti-Semitic, racist, misogynistic dotard.

Oh, bonus fuckery: Trump canceled a planned meeting with the Danish PM in a fit of pique because Denmark let him know that Greenland is not for sale. We live in a parody account.

ABOVE: Advocate flashes back to its old logo for Pride.

BELOW: Keep reading for Alex Landi's new bar, Trump's corrupt pardons, Trump's bone to pick with Fox News, Buttigieg's Republican praise and gay side-eye, the new Archie Bunker and more ...

Above and below: Same/same.

Keep reading for: Darren Criss swimming nekkid, a killer Bronski Beat cover, Trump continues to circle the drain (with Kanye leaving the sunken place in favor of the sunken race), #IStandWithJoyReid, Kylie dilemma, and catching a notoriously sadistic killer ...

(Image taken in Copenhagen by Giampiero Fiorelli)