Donald Trump could literally never.

WATCH Kamala Harris steps out of debate prep in Pittsburgh to inspire the next generation, chat with voters, thank a teacher, and be a normal, wholesome person pic.twitter.com/kD3ZJaVRmv

— Julia Hamelburg (@juliahamelburg) September 7, 2024

ABOVE: I just love her, and so do many others. Let us hope there aren't more troglodytes than there are normies out there in the U.S. come November 5.

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt show, a paralympian comes out and more  ...

ABOVE: His self-esteem is your gain.

BELOW: That hot new Pit Crew boy, the Trump/Mueller/BuzzFeed hatefest and why Jillian Michaels sees Andy Cohen as an A-hole ...

Above: Looks like Tom of Finland was Nostradamus.

Below: Keep reading for hot swimwear, two sad RIPs, Trump's illegitimate presidency, and more ...

How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015

Donald Trump digs Muslims when they're making him $$$.

Even Cheney thinks Trump's too rough on Muslims, and he's killed millions of 'em.

Paul Ryan denounces Trump's plan ... but would support him!

Neo-Nazis, however, think Trump makes sense.

Philly paper calls it like it is re: Trump.

Clueless talking head spanked for swearing on the tee-vee.

CHILLING: New pic of terrorists Farook & Malik at O'Hare.

Hillary Clinton pens fan letter to Lady Gaga, other timely divas.

Clinton's latest campaign ad shows gay kissing.

Elizabeth Warren supports Hillary's Wall Street plan.

Adam Ayash bares his butt. 

Two dudes smooch in new Nordstrom Christmas spot.

Paltrow's pop-up shop got robbed of $173K in stuff. (Two items or three?)

Shawn Ashmore play gay? Yes, way.

Venezuela elects trans lawyer to National Assembly.

AAUGH!: Charlie Brown gets jail-time in murder plot.

Arnold throws muscle into climate-change debate.

Grammy nominations are as milquetoast as ever.

Tom Cruise L O V E S Nick Hissom's fresh beats. 

Lazy Sunday 😴 pic.twitter.com/HcZ9LQUgz6

— Nick Hissom (@Nickhissom) December 7, 2015

I musta missed WHITE KILLER after that Planned Parenthood attack.

New York Post hits new low. New York Daily News does better.

Mixed motive in San Bernardino: Radicalized Islam + workplace anger?

Obama: ISIL not an existential threat to U.S.

KILLING TIME: Oscar Pistorius's conviction bumped up to murder.

O.J.-themed American Crime Story trailer is here. Sarah Paulson = wow.

If Chris Hemsworth hadda screw a guy, it might be this one.

Thank you, ikeartoica.

Eric Decker: Chimney-bait.

Another gay Republican.

Giving Dick Cheney head.

Another accuser says porn actor Deen was abusive.

Mariah Carey is sick.

Don't lose your kiddie-porn discs at the park.

Justin Theroux joins Instagram.

21 reasons to celebrate Zac Efron.

Kisses!

Jonathan Groff talked with Kevin Sessums about his career in general, Looking and Hamilton. In the process, he reiterates that Madonna was on her iPad (not phone) for most of the show. This time, it's just a “bummer,” instead of worthy of calling her a “bitch.”

More interestingly, Dick Cheney allegedly loved the show.

Well, rape me in the morning and then jess walk away!

Damon Wayans volunteers proof he is a terrible person.

Sergiy Stakhovsky isn't much better.

Oregon judge refusing to marry same-sex couples.

Pope urges countries to take in refugees.

FOX News turns on Dick Cheney—hard.

Sarah Palin thinks Americans speak American.

Hot piece here. 

Chubby resting cock. (Work Unfriendly-ish)

Minogue sisters Christmas album???

A little eye-candy pick-me-up.

You're totally checking out his ass!

Meet Taco Bell's new fried-chicken taco shell.

Out rugby player Sam Stanley posting pics with his much older BF. 

 

La spiaggia 🇮🇹☀️❤️👬 @lorenzo_uk

A photo posted by Sam Stanley (@samstannerz) on Jul 26, 2015 at 8:00am PDT

Previously unseen images of senior Bush officials reacting to 9/11 have been released. The yawning shot of Dick Cheney is rather unfortunate in that it perfectly captures his empathy. He was already thinking about Iraq here, no doubt.