ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: His positivity is creating a nipple effect.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ass, Ryan Murphy's new joint, that Dallas Karen salon owner's subterfuge and more ...

ABOVE: Happy ending.

BELOW: Nightmare plane passengers, Trump denies he's working for Russian (but is he volunteering?), Toni Colette deserves an Oscar nomination, Adam Lambert's under-the-gaydar cameo and more ...

 

we don't take enough vacations as an entire family in my household ... we see each other frequently, but not all together and in one place. i'm sure after the next 10 days I might be able to say why. family cattle drive in Wyoming. City Slickers going out into the prairie. should be amazing. could be family at it's "finest". nah, I'm very excited. I'll take a few photos to share with you upon return while I am blissfully out of touch. love is love is love is love is love luh y'all. Yeehaw.

A photo posted by Charlie Carver (@charliecarver) on Jun 16, 2016 at 5:39pm PDT

COWPOKE: Charlie Carver's ten-gallon hot.

PEC-TACULAR: Huge chest, with a sprinkling of hair, please.

WHICH HALF?: Diplo confesses he's half gay.

Go-Go-ing, Go-Go-ing, gone (Video still via Jimmy Fowlie)

GO-GO BOY INTERRUPTED: Their Gay pride—what a shame!

HE'S YOUR DADDY: Gerald McCullouch's Daddy is out now, including director commentary, deleted scenes & more.

Daddy's here (Film still via Breaking Glass)

SPEAKING OF DADDIES: He'll do nicely.

MEANS BUSINESS: The new JOR Underwear ad campaign is tight.

(Image via JOR Underwear)

AUSTIN MAHONE: The hot, less douchey Bieber.

HOT JOCK: James Haskell in his swimsuit.

CALLAN BERGMANN: He wants money ... for his Broadway Bares page. Give till it hurts.

 

Only a few hours left to donate to my #BroadwayBares #stripathon page! Now is the time!!! Dig deep and let's raise as much money as we can for this amazing cause. (Link in my bio.) And come check out the show on Sunday night. I won't be dancing this year, but I will be there helping out!! You won't want to miss it!!! xoxo @bcefa

A photo posted by Callan Bergmann (@callanjb) on Jun 16, 2016 at 4:41pm PDT

Michael Stokes always delivers the goods.

President Obama on Chattanooga mass shooting: “Heart-breaking.”

19 Kids and Counting is DONE.

Amy Schumer and Lisa Kudrow and some other people got Emmy noms.

11 Emmy nominations for Transparent.

It's the Donald Trump butt-plug!

Diplo has Madonna's back!

New EEOC ruling protects LGB people in the workplace. (No T, just shade.)

Why YouTuber Joey Graceffa came out.

A chick beats up on Floyd Mayweather.

Married, politically connected Condé Nast CFO caught in porn-scort text Web, but ...

... why did Gawker expose him? Was it news or gay-shaming? Porn-scort is a nut job.

Even Perez Hilton is looking down on Gawker for this story.

“Bitch I'm Madonna” remixes are here.

ABOVE: That infamous “FAGS” receipt was actually just a joke.

Amazing al Qaeda document dump.

Aloha, Matt Bomer's nipples!

Man whose HIV took 30 years to show symptoms.

That infamous anti-gay church in Harlem is really spreading Christian love.

DIPDONNA!: Madonna dating Diplo?

Controversial Madonna photo is old and a scam to plug an Israeli party.

Megyn Kelly's guest calls out Fox for “creating cloud of corruption” around Hillary.

Trespassing gynocopter pilot looking at hard time.

Duggar dad turned in his own son, Josh, for child molestation???

Ted Cruz won't deny personal contempt for LGBT people.

David Letterman signs off for good.

Maya Rudolph parodies over-singers.

BELOW: Check out the BULGE on this one.

Oh, how they do Carrie on!

SAG honors, daughter Carrie Fisher roasts, living legend Debbie Reynolds.

Redmayne upsets Keaton, Birdman upsets Boyhood at SAG; full winner list.

NYC might get three FEET of snow.

Sarah Palin's racist, meandering speech in Iowa was so weird DNC thanked her.

Colin Farrell pushes for marriage equality in Ireland.

Jindahl believes that amending U.S. Constitution vs. gay marriage is do-able.

Diplo says Taylor Swift's fans are “the worst people in the world.”

Jennie Livingston revisits her landmark Paris Is Burning doc.

Male models flash peen on the runway.

Maryland's new governor disenfranchises LGBT people IMMEDIATELY.

Unexpectedly, marriage equality in Alabama is on hold.

Carly Fiorina: Former U.S. senator & Sec. of State Clinton's never done anything.

Hillary polls better than Obama in rural areas. (Wonder why??)