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ABOVE: This group, to which I belong, has good taste.

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ABOVE: I do all their interviews — and it's a great publication!

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ABOVE: Russell Tovey is getting his whirling dervish on, now that pubs are again open in the U.K. Also, you may purchase a signed copy of his Talk Art book here.

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ABOVE: I think they're looking for a foot rest?

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