ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: What else can you say, but: 

BELOW: Keep reading for Iowa, Trump's demented words, Thiem's ass and more  ...

ABOVE: The GayVNs looked fun, if you were Sean Zevran!

BELOW: Keep reading for a killer model, Tulsi's novel new way to raise campaign funds, a Monty Python passing and more ...

ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lev Parnas throwing Trump under the bus, model behavior and more ...

ABOVE: He's all caught up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Person George speaking out, Iran vs. that plane, Pelosi on impeachment articles, Dave Chappelle's hollow defense of humor and more ...

ABOVE: Puppy love.

BELOW: Zambia slams pro-gay ambassador, Touch Our Junk getting gentrified, New Year's Cockin' Eve and more ...

ABOVE: Send me nominations to be the featured IG post of the day to matthewrettenmund@gmail.com.

BELOW: Keep reading for enviable DNA, what Trump gives a shit about, the gay couple in that gay-kiss TGI Fridays ad, the death of a kid in U.S. Border Patrol custody and more ...

ABOVE: It's curtains for him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural (but not small) wonder, Trump's impeachment is a go, defenses of Mayor Pete, excellent Biden ad vs. Trump, Stefanie Powers spills Tallulah tea and more ...