ABOVE: There are only so many '70s/'80s men who could truly be responsible for our gay-sexual awakenings, but Randolph Mantooth deserves a slot, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a Teamm8 player, Trump's fake TikTok crisis averted (by Trump), Clinton on SCOTUS shenanigans and more ...

ABOVE: Hey, Mr. DJ.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sexiest men alive, a booty-tastic diver, attempted murder as a car plows through Prude protesters in Times Square, Barr lied and more  ...

ABOVE: Heartbreaking.

BELOW: DNA winner, murderer of a gay man freed, remembering Dorian Corey & Lori Nelson, Mary Trump dish and more ...

Hump Day Happiness!!! pic.twitter.com/JvLwndn783

— Tammy Ramsgirl30 (@Tammy59039968) July 23, 2020

ABOVE: Tammy is taking the Internet by storm by providing a little good news. Madonna shared the below, similar, joy-break clip:

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's sad brag, Biden with Obama, Portland mayor getting tear-gassed, the fabulosity of Coral Browne and more ...

ABOVE: I'm actually shocked this is real, but Vanity Fair never in its history had a Black photographer shoot its cover — until now. Dario Calmese, congrats!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hung talent, Kanye drops out, a Republican governor gets COVID-19 (awww!) and more ...

ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

(Image by Ben Veronis for DNA)

Mickey McCray by Ben Veronis for DNA is a mood. A good mood.

ABOVE: When makeup-free suddenly feels boring, not progressive.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bernie's bow, hot models, Old Gays, the loss of a beloved gay cop and of John Prine to COVID-19 and more ...