ABOVE: Hey, I can look like that guy. I just have to hurry up and start working out 30 years ago.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy on the beach, Acosta resigning, Judith Light on why she loves us and more ...

ABOVE: The second most exciting person at the Madonna show last night.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA darling, a #1 singer comes out and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody primaried him.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's flip-flop, hot DNA cover, pre-1900 gay life and more ...

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Keep readin' for Monday hotness from all corners ...

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Nino by Mark Cordero for DNA.

ABOVE: Fanye of light.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo's package, the first known AIDS death (in 1969), a woman signing off on Alabama's abortion ban (and possibly signing Roe v. Wade's death certificate) and more  ...

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Of course his name is Woody.

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Benjamin Veronis shoots Andrei Markeev for DNA. More here.