ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: Ed Fury was sex on legs, and damn near lived to 100.

BELOW: Keep reading for Christian Campbell nude, Japan's gay series and more ...

ABOVE: John Cena, you've got the parts.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jacob Elordi, Michelle Visage, Trump cutting Social Security in his dreams and more ...

ABOVE: National trayzhure Dolly Parton is 78 today!

BELOW: Death of a gay Olympian, Alec Baldwin indicted, Quriosé for your keister and more ...

Foot-longing (Images via Instagram)

ABOVE: Maluma offers up tits, feet and basket.

 

BELOW: A very good date, a trigger word for Republicans, some inexpensive tail and more ...

ACT-UP in the NYC Pride March circa 1987 (Image probably by Avery Willard)

ABOVE: The fight continues.

BELOW: Keep reading for a good tush, a vulgar new pop song, a hot runner and more ...

Album coming in May! (Image via Primary Wave)

The new duet between the late Olivia Newton-John and Dolly Parton is a spine-tingling cover of Parton's “Jolene”! Listen to it and get more of the back story here.

ABOVE: Instagram makes the removal of the good parts reminiscent of early beefcake photography.

BELOW: Keep reading for a catty George Santos, a male model's untimely death and more ...