ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: Ed Fury was sex on legs, and damn near lived to 100.

BELOW: Keep reading for Christian Campbell nude, Japan's gay series and more ...

ABOVE: John Cena, you've got the parts.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jacob Elordi, Michelle Visage, Trump cutting Social Security in his dreams and more ...

ABOVE: National trayzhure Dolly Parton is 78 today!

BELOW: Death of a gay Olympian, Alec Baldwin indicted, Quriosé for your keister and more ...

Foot-longing (Images via Instagram)

ABOVE: Maluma offers up tits, feet and basket.

 

BELOW: A very good date, a trigger word for Republicans, some inexpensive tail and more ...

ACT-UP in the NYC Pride March circa 1987 (Image probably by Avery Willard)

ABOVE: The fight continues.

BELOW: Keep reading for a good tush, a vulgar new pop song, a hot runner and more ...

ABOVE: Male blonding.

BELOW: Keep reading for Santos arrested, Trump liable, Dolly Parton disappoints by tapping Kid Rock and more ...

Album coming in May! (Image via Primary Wave)

The new duet between the late Olivia Newton-John and Dolly Parton is a spine-tingling cover of Parton's “Jolene”! Listen to it and get more of the back story here.