ABOVE: As a rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dominic Thiem's plump rump, Mike Pompeo's brazen corruption, Tucker Carlson's dog ate his homework and more ...

ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...

Milkin' it (Image via Milk)

Gay Fleshbot (Work Unfriendly): Check out the Top 10 sexiest drag queens — out of drag.

ExtraTV: Mel B said her husband cheated with her nanny (getting her pregnant) & coerced Mel into 3-ways. Nanny's suing for libel — says their sex was consensual.

Huff Post: We now actually need a march for science. Let that sink in.

(From the collection of Matthew Rettenmund, gay activist & archivist)

Minneapolis Star Tribune: Robert Halfhill, gay activist & archivist, dies @ 76. I salute his dedication to fighting the good fight against anti-gays & against throwing stuff away!

Kenneth in the (212): A fellow tennis pro has taken notice of Dominic Thiem's awe-inspiring ass cheeks.

The Guardian: Try being gay in Chechnya, where you can't hold hands and where women aren't supposed to talk about pregnancy in front of men. (Actually, dont.)

This image is illegal in all of Russia, including Chechnya.

(Video still via Super Tennis Live)

Kenneth in the (212): You can see Dominic Thiem's blue undies right through his white shorts.

NewNowNext: Nico Hines outed Olympic athletes in a piece for The Daily Beast, now apologizes: “I didn’t appreciate what 'check your privilege' truly meant.”

Salon: Making the case that Trump — who wanted tanks at his inauguration — violated the Constitution by misclassifying Steve Bannon's role.

TMZ: Thomas Payne says his The Walking Dead character was always gay, and his sexuality should not be a big deal:

The New York Times: Malaysia caves, will show Beauty and the Beast with gay scene intact.

Dlisted: Justin Bieber is now more tattoo than non-tattoo.

 

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 21, 2017 at 4:28am PDT

 

Moonlight (Image via A24)

Huffington Post: PricewaterhouseCoopers, the Oscar accounting firm, takes full responsibility for shafting Moonlight (review here), La La Land, Faye, Warren, us.

From the PwC folks, published 2 weeks ago

"You have to make sure you’re giving the presenter the right envelope." https://t.co/ubiWGVjYir pic.twitter.com/CIr1zqdn1m

— Ryan Beckler (@RyanBeckler) February 27, 2017

Towleroad: Trump's proposed Navy Secretary drops out due to financial conflicts. Trump probably has no idea what that even means!

Dominic's ass is full-court impressive. (Video still)

Kenneth in the (212): If you like Dominic Thiem's bubble, you'll probably enjoy his diamond-cutters, too.

Jack with (some) clothes on (Image via Jack Watkins)

OMG Blog: Familiar face Jack Watkins offers his not-so familiar (but we're eager to get to know it) manhood. Bone-us chat sesh with Leandro Penna. (Work Unfriendly)

Paxton in 1992's One False Move (Video still via I.R.S.)

ExtraTV: In an email to director Doug Liman, Bill Paxton expressed worry over the surgery that would kill him.

The OUT Front: A reminder of the debt we owe Cleve Jones on the occasion of the premiere tonight of When We Rise on ABC.

Emily Skeggs & Austin P. McKenzie in When We Rise; McKenzie plays Cleve Jones (Video still via ABC)

Via OMG Blog: The drag queens who saved Christmas!

Trump is annoyed that Time's Person of the Year distinction is not Man of the Year. No, really!

Kate McKinnon will star in her own big-budget, mainstream movie, a rarity for out performers.

Kate McKinnon's first starring role in a movie will not, FYI, be an adaptation of Dyke & Fats (Video still via NBC)

Big-butted Dominic Thiem looking sexy as hell alongside a hot dude.

250K show up in favor of same-sex marriage in Taiwan.

Patti Smith's performance at the Nobel Prize Award ceremony is moving beyond belief — AFTER THE JUMP ...