ABOVE: Foot-long?

BELOW: Trump is fucked, Hellraiser looks fucked up, Graham Norton doesn't give a fuck ...

ABOVE: Remembering birthday boy Clint Walker, hottest you ever ... saw.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Heartstopper Generation, Hillary's lawyer not guilty, history of the gay grooming smear and more ...

ABOVE: Also ... “gay.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a Channing Tatum spread, Adele goes G-A-Y, Canadian truckers entrance Ricky Schroder and more ...

ABOVE: The promo for that Janet Jackson doc will stop at nothing! (I love the creativity here, and I love the account.)

BELOW: A new issue of Boys! Boys! Boys!, the sad death of Gaspard Ulliel, filibuster news and more ...

ABOVE: No mystery why this pic makes me feel better about 2022. For now.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a nice spread, the Trumps in jeopardy, a trans winner on Jeopardy! and much more ...

ABOVE: Are you in the Bratt pack?!

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay driver, everyone accused of sexual impropriety, Linda Lavin opens up and more ...

ABOVE: I didn't expect that Brokeback Mountain prequel to be a Christmas rom-com, but I loved it.

BELOW: Keep reading for hung cartoons, the January 6 committee naming names, guns galore and more ...

Chain of drools (Image via Columbia)

ABOVE: Lil Nas X unveils his “Industry Baby” single cover.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kelci the Anti-Gay Karen, NYC to require health care workers get vaccinated, billionaire dildos and more ...