ABOVE: An example of the type of photo posted by Saverio Pescucci on a roommate-seeking service. It ... didn't go the way he expected. (Or did it?)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Biden's racial justice plans, Nikki Haley's laughable admonition for us all to move on already and more ...

How it started ... how it's going! (Images via Twitter & KETV)

Brandon Straka, the preening head of the Walk Away (from Democrats) movement, the same gay man who this very week posted a side-by-side of Kayleigh McEnany and Jen Psaki and posited of Republicans, “We're just hotter,” has been arrested for his alleged part in the Capitol riot.

Happy feet (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Robert Farah — and others — proves that tennis players were made for social media.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's pro-trans Week 1 action, Matthew Camp speaking out on the attempt on his life, Hawley whining about cancel culture, a major Senate development and more ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...

She doesn't know who was feeding Trump lies, but we all know she stood by for it. (Image via video still)

Dr. Deborah Birx — who I suddenly realize has Rachel Dratch's voice! — is continuing on her apologia tour, trying to regenerate the decades of clout and confidence she flushed down the pooper by too closely parroting and providing cover for Trump.

Methinks it's too late.

But still, it is interesting to hear her, on Face the Nation, openly admitting there were parallel data streams being received at the White House, one of which had sources she was never able to determine:

ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: Boot-y call.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Madison Cawthorn is as ill-equipped as he is dangerous, the end of one Big Gay Ice Cream location, Fox News jumping the gun and more ...

ABOVE: No unity with Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.

BELOW: RIP Mark Bingham's mom, Joe Exotic unloads on corrupt Trump, Rep. Maloney wants Parler investigated by the FBI and more ...