ABOVE: This guy's art is hot stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco squatting, a madman who broke a woman's spine on the NYC subway over a same-sex peck, Trumps odds of doing hard time and more ...

ABOVE: Something-something DM, something-something purchasing.

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ABOVE: That is talent.

BELOW: Keep reading for the twink-to-bear transformation of all time, Trump's war of words with Tillerman, Ariana Grande's blackness and more ...

ABOVE: Fully backed up.

BELOW: Hot calendar for a good cause, Trump's ambassadorial missteps, Kevin Hart's self-loving non-apology and more ...

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I'm sick of H.W.'s lionizing funeral proceedings, too, and couldn't care less about his service dog or Bob Dole. But this video of Hillary refusing to so much as glance at the Trumps makes me happy ...

ABOVE: Stellar Brando outtake. Stellllarrrr! More vintage Hollywood stuff here if you follow.

BELOW: Keep reading for Rocco's Steele, Ellen's return to stand-up, Annie Lennox's return to music, a hot new Reese Rideout joint and more ...

ABOVE: The Quinn of today! And his bare ass of yesterday! (With sign-up for my OnlyFans.)

BELOW: Incredbly hot abs, World AIDS Day remembrances, big dicks ad big awards, plus more ...

ABOVE: Protein bar.

BELOW: Keep reading for George H.W. Bush, Nick Jonas, Cameron Dallas and more ...