ABOVE: Enjoy your weekend.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's latest golf outing, Hilary Duff reacting to QAnon pedophile rumors, Queerantine winner and more ...

ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Nothing but blue skies.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked soldiers, spanking a homophobe, Ruby Rose flies the coop and more ...

ABOVE: This quote does not help me.

BELOW: This Domino's worker delivers, gay dads Zoom to adopt, RIP Eddie Haskell (whose performances were always so lovely) and more ...

OMG - do NOT retweet this to @realdonaldtrump! #morbidlyobese #trumpmorbidlyobese #TrumpIsJealousOfObama #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpPlague @funder @maddow @Rosie @AMJoyshow @TeaPainUSA @cher @tedlieu @NancySinatra @Alyssa_Milano @ChrisEvans @Lawrence @joncoopertweets https://t.co/pbWyOH3Nij

— Alan Bennett Ilagan (@alanilagan) May 19, 2020

Trump brags that he's taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent COVID-19 — which, if true, he absolutely should not do.

Nancy Pelosi expertly shades him. Just perfect.

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Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska) gave one of the all-time worst high school commencement speeches, in which he (three times) blamed China for COVID-19, joked about Tiger King for cool-dad cred, and all but called new graduate wimps incapable of withstanding old-school gym-class tasks. His sarcasm is such a downer, it's unreal.

What I find most interesting in his words is the underlying tone — it's horribly poorly delivered, tone-deaf comedy, but the message is loud and clear that science is lame, Big Pharma is your friend and China is the reason we're suffering (not Americans' inability to give up haircuts and parties and Trump's policy of YOLO) ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

ABOVE: Push-up bro.

BELOW: Keep reading for Barack Obama's message, Trump's delusion, RIP Fred Willard and more ...