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ABOVE: Gee, I recall Zac Efron saying he got too shredded when prepping for Baywatch, but it sure looks like he's back into the swim of things.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lil Nas X, big fat cheater Mitch McConnell, outrage over a roast and more...

ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

ABOVE: A boy and his cog.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay true-crime book, Dolly Parton art show, the late Divine and more ...

ABOVE: Not exactly what we have in mind, but a shot's a shot's a shot.

BELOW: Keep reading for the end of Pose, a major new Trump lawsuit, amfAR's latest honorees, a new ass to French kiss and more ...

ABOVE: Totally awesome '80s.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland's drumsticks, an Equality Act update, a GOP House rep's seditious hubby and more ...

ABOVE: Well-suited.

BELOW: Keep reading for a fit Nolan Gould, a potential first Black gay senator, some male nudity and more ...

ABOVE: The sweet '80s flick Visionquest turned 36 years old this week, so time for a peek at 61-year-old Matthew Modine. (That hair! I want it!)

BELOW: Keep reading for jaw-dropping Gleb Savchenko nudes, the controversy over Tamron Hall booking Sherry Pie and more ...

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This guy has a lot of time on his hands during lockdown, and has used it to recreate “Don't Go Breakin' My Heart” — playing both Elton and Kiki!

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