ABOVE: Oscars all around!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked favorite, a gallery of HOT-ness, a gay American Idol heart-tugger, Pelosi on impeachment and much more ...

(Image credits: Tom Hiddleston photographed by Mona Kuhn, styled by Patrick Mackie. Grooming by Cheri Keating at The Wall Group. Digital technicians: Andrea Bartley, Paolo Alfante. Photography assistants: Chris O’Neill, Jared Burkhardt. Fashion assistants: Jay Barrett, Elyse Lightner. Special thanks to the Standard Highline and Chateau Marmont.)

TOOK IT OFF: Tom Hiddleston strips to his underpants and reclines for W Magazine.

OUTING KEANU REEVES: Pure fantasy or a very hot memory of fact?

I NEED THIS MAG: 

Saddle up for a wild ride with @ACMLondon in the second issue of 'NSFW' by @exterfacestudio! https://t.co/hFG8BG2Umt pic.twitter.com/hsNA3eZrFc

— Portis Wasp (@portiswasp) June 21, 2016

IF ONLY: Drake tops Nick Jonas.

PITT STOP: Brad Pitt dons “Days of Thunder drag.”

BONUS BROADWAY BARES PIC BY ME:

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

MALE BONDING: More Broadway Bares buddying up.

FINN COLE'S BOOTY: Actor goes back to nature in Animal Kingdom. (Work Unfriendly)

(Image via OMG Blog/TNT)

THE QUAD SQUAD: Biggest quads ever?

DAMN, ZAYN: Malik flashes his underarms (and more) for Paper Magazine:

 

I can't even take it. @zayn by @paolakudacki for @papermagazine #InZayn #sexy

A photo posted by Mickey Boardman (@askmrmickey) on Jun 20, 2016 at 10:11am PDT

(Video still from “Work”)

Watch Rihanna, Drake and their crew get high and drunk, eat barbecue and Twerk in the new video for “Work,” directed by Tim Erem and Director X ...

He's the sheriff

American cop drives Brit women to (fantasy) lives of crime.

Gandalf & Dumbledore marrying across from Westboro!

Chinese hackers compromise IDs of 4 million fed employees.

If you scoffed at John Kerry windsurfing, check out Chris Christie's mound.

Ben Cohen in his tightie-whities!

Lifetime's Full House movie cast.

Republican, Christian Talk-er Underwood on the Duggars.

Joe Biden reels as son's casket arrives.

Justin Bieber to buff Drake: “damn daddy”

Caitlyn Jenner might be more bankable than Bruce was.

Betty White joins Instagram.

Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols, 82, suffers mild stroke.

Waiter spits in drink, is sued for HIV exposure.

Chris & Scott Evans duet, not too seriously.

Check out Stewart Taylor's supergay vid.

Supersweaty Rick Perry is running for prez (uh-gain).

To millennials, Gay Pride is just another party.

Amazing The Walk trailer revives WTC.

Four Seasons co-owner tries to rape family friend at his own business.

Tom Cruise's son continues to be an A-hole.

Sarah Palin absurdly compares Lena Dunham to Josh Duggar.

Are you man enough to handle Madonna's workout?

Madonna's new single cover is bad; iPhone snap, tacky background:

Hire a fucking photographer and fire that designer, Bitch You're Madonna!

Travis Smith does Joe Dallesandro justice, no?

Drake continues to dishonor Madonna.

French flight escorted to JFK following bomb threat.

The male version of that Desperately Seeking Susan scene.

If you like facial hair and bulging biceps ... click here.

Incredible Jane Fonda interview. She looks like Farrah Fawcett!

When was the last time Katy Perry spoke to Russell Brand?

Incest-friendly Mike Huckabee draws the line at the Supreme Court.

Incest-friendly GOP angry at whistle-blowing cop in Duggar case.

Feminist zinger from Jessica Lange.

Guess I'll never get prostate cancer.

Touching tribute to the late Rona Newton-John.

Omar Sharif has Alzheimer's disease.

Chris Pratt is (hilariously) pre-sorry.

Cancelled after 53 years with the same host.

If you're offended by this, I guess I should be in jail.

Handjobs & karaoke.

Russian Siri is a homophobe.

Madonna's been her guiding light.

Anti-gay Michigander has NO business license.

Miller quizzed by Maher, who can't pronounce duplicitous.

When the rest of the world elected its first female leaders.

Nah, it's just my gay bowel syndrome acting up.

Guys like the one below here.

Back atcha!

Hot Wisco Folk by Menelik Puryear (no, the names are not made up).

Drake says Madonna kiss was “like candy.”

Best embarrassing cell ring in forever.

RINNA WAS RIGHT: Kim Richards is drunk & disorderly.

O'Malley zings Hillary for not being courageous.

Give 'em hell, Harry Reid will force Lynch vote.

Britt McHenry is a total bitch.

Don't fuck with Britney.

Are you a man-leg man?

Republican Angie's List CEO may run for Indiana guv.

Jonathan Groff was VERY closeted.

Amy Sedaris slays on Letterman.

Gay porn actor implicated in shooting commits suicide.

Poor kid—18 and already a dead porn star.

Well, that took about 12 hours too long; after randos on Twitter and in the media felt justified in interpreting Drake's shocked reaction as negatively as possible (to be fair, it did not look positive) in order to slake Madonna with ageist comments, he's finally clearing things up.