ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: Strong thigh game. More hotness HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's cooked goose getting uncooked (for now), a naked Witcher star, breaking news about bisexuality and more ...

ABOVE: I always appreciate an open-drawers policy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked leading man, Melania Trump getting her sorry ass booed and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's tax woes, Boomer Banks for trans porn, Florida's anti-LGBTQ history and more ...

ABOVE: Human sculpture.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Van Ness's latest coming-out, Trump's impeachable offense #4,352 and more ...

ABOVE: Best booty on the Eastern Seaboard.

BELOW: Keep reading for new Cazwell, Ed Buck gets arrested, mayors for Pete, jockstrap fever and more ...

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An in-depth discussion of the infamous Ed Buck case, in which two black men overdosed in the older, white Democratic donor's WeHo home, leading to no consequences ...

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ABOVE: Check out Jason's eye-popping animations here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's nuclear threat, another GOP rep bails, Melania gets moist for Canadian bacon and more ...