ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...

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For those of you who read me because I'm Mr. Madonna, take note — I'm selling what until now was my personal copy of Island Magazine (10/83) on eBay. Yes, the holy grail of Madonna items.

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If you're super interested, don't be shy to email me about it, too: matthewrettenmund@gmail.com!

ABOVE: Something-something DM, something-something purchasing.

BELOW: Men in the tub, Trump can't find a chief of staff, murdered gay man may get justice after 30 years and more ...

Above: Antoni Porowski by Taylor Miller.

Below: Keep reading for vintage meat, a gay-rights error, KJ Apa licked, Madonna putting an accent on things deeper than pretty, plus much, much more ...

Above: Click here to follow ... unless you're allergic to hot guys.

Below: Keep reading for one hell of a bendy boy, Trump the massive baby, the importance of voting in November, and so much more ...

Above: Todd Sanfield only shot once in 2017, but he's back with a vengeance in 2018.

Below: Keep reading for Adam Rippon's glory, a butt that gets the party started, the Obamas' next move, Benjamin Voisin nude, a day to be gay and to give back, death of a legendary artist, royal wedding ruthlessness, and more ...

Above: He's a charity case — people donated, he disrobed. And it was all for a good cause.

Below: Keep reading for Freddie Woodward's greatest tits, North Korea already playing Trump, Trump Jr.'s Trump Tower meeting revealed, racist lady dragged by Internet, brothers should do it, and more ...

Above: Eliad Cohen leans in.

Below: Keep reading for the homophobe vs. Brian Sims, a silent movie star to get you horny, hard questions for an underwear model, and more ...