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With eBay ending its sale of anything naked — porn, art, erotica, whatever — many are selling off tons of dirty images, books, magazines and movies. If you're in the market, or just a browser, check out these XXX slides from 30+ years ago.

ABOVE: I can see his dirty pillows.

BELOW: Nice rack, Chauvin & Co. indicted (again), Armie Hammer sighting and more ...

ABOVE: Wrap it up, I'll take it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sizzlin' selfie, a sexy face mask, naked male stars in a spa, hope for gay Poland, a devastating COVID-19 loss in Texas and more ...

ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

For those of you who read me because I'm Mr. Madonna, take note — I'm selling what until now was my personal copy of Island Magazine (10/83) on eBay. Yes, the holy grail of Madonna items.

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If you're super interested, don't be shy to email me about it, too: matthewrettenmund@gmail.com!

ABOVE: Something-something DM, something-something purchasing.

BELOW: Men in the tub, Trump can't find a chief of staff, murdered gay man may get justice after 30 years and more ...

Above: Antoni Porowski by Taylor Miller.

Below: Keep reading for vintage meat, a gay-rights error, KJ Apa licked, Madonna putting an accent on things deeper than pretty, plus much, much more ...

Above: Click here to follow ... unless you're allergic to hot guys.

Below: Keep reading for one hell of a bendy boy, Trump the massive baby, the importance of voting in November, and so much more ...