ABOVE: A crazy number of stars were born on this day. Follows appreciated here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a shirtless Simu, a gay gubernatorial wedding and more ...

ABOVE: Every day should be Roxie Roker Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for how eBay is destroying queer history (no, really), Biden on future Kabul threats, how a gay soccer player is working to make the sport more inclusive and more ...

ABOVE: This is Narcissus.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matt Damon's clarification, Cuomo's sexual harassment revealed, eBay employees' reign of terror against two critics and more ...

(Image via eBay)

With eBay ending its sale of anything naked — porn, art, erotica, whatever — many are selling off tons of dirty images, books, magazines and movies. If you're in the market, or just a browser, check out these XXX slides from 30+ years ago.

ABOVE: I can see his dirty pillows.

BELOW: Nice rack, Chauvin & Co. indicted (again), Armie Hammer sighting and more ...

ABOVE: Wrap it up, I'll take it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sizzlin' selfie, a sexy face mask, naked male stars in a spa, hope for gay Poland, a devastating COVID-19 loss in Texas and more ...

ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

For those of you who read me because I'm Mr. Madonna, take note — I'm selling what until now was my personal copy of Island Magazine (10/83) on eBay. Yes, the holy grail of Madonna items.

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If you're super interested, don't be shy to email me about it, too: matthewrettenmund@gmail.com!