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For those of you who read me because I'm Mr. Madonna, take note — I'm selling what until now was my personal copy of Island Magazine (10/83) on eBay. Yes, the holy grail of Madonna items.

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If you're super interested, don't be shy to email me about it, too: matthewrettenmund@gmail.com!

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Above: Todd Sanfield only shot once in 2017, but he's back with a vengeance in 2018.

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