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Julian Assange, showing off the latest in Rip Van Winkle looks. (Image via video still)

This is a very satisfying image — Julian Assange of WikiLeaks has been dragged from the Ecuadorean Embassy, where he's been holed-up for seven years — and arrested.

I would love to see this happen to Trump ...

Above: This interesting side-by-side of Madonna then and now is the subject of a hot, fancentric debate about credit for ideas and/or for the original work in question. (Details after the jump.)

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