ABOVE: Keith Laue is back in the U.S., so now you can feel snugglier in bed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a daddy comic, a porn star's touching update on his cancer, naked reality stars, Gregory Nalbone's fight with Instagram, Cynthia Nixon's debate romp, and more ...

Above: I liked the above reveal for RDR's Season 10 winner — and I think that while the best woman won, there were several others who were worthier than past winners! Kameron's note is truly gracious. I'm bummed I didn't make the cut to cover the NYC viewing party, but c'est la vie. I've only been at all of them since Season 1. Gives me some free time rather than having to edit photos, I guess.

Below: Red-hot Sean O'Donnell, the links between Kennedy and Trump, Susan Sarandon gets arrested, Jazz Jennings posts a post-surgical selfie, and more ...

Above: All that, and they wrote a book!

Below: Keep reading for gay boxers in love, Tom Brady's scandalous kiss, Trump's war on the FBI (and on America), naked reality stars, resources for LGBTQ students, gay groundhog, Abbott attends gay wedding, the Mooch claims he's a gay activist, Timberlake's newest and hot tennis players ...

His account is definitely worth a peek.

Keep reading for an anatomically gifted Netflix actor, Trump's endorsement of NO GAY ALLOWED signs, our preshidentsh's new speech impediment, Betsy DeVos's voucher shame, more on that Steinle verdict and Anderson Cooper's catfight with Roy Moore's spox ...

(Video still via Fox 10 Phoenix)

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos spoke at historically black college Bethune-Cookman University today, at which she was roundly booed.

As the video shows, most of the staff members around her stood in defiance of the crowd and in support of DeVos — who represents an administration whose president just recently suggested funding for black colleges is unconstitutional.

5 Days Ago — Trump Threatens Funding for HBUs!

The head honcho at the Florida university threatened to simply mail the graduates their degrees if they continued booing. If I were them, I would have continued booing. Fuck her, and fuck that sell-out staff. At least two hugged this reprehensible woman at the end of her hollow speech.

No, Betsy, we can not respectfully disagree. You and the administration you work for are the polar opposite of HBUs, period ...

One of your Jons (Video still via BBC)

OMG Blog: S Club 7's Jon Lee, formerly a little twink, wants you to see what a rugged, tramp-stamped Treasure Island Media type he's become.

NYDN: The Port Authority cops are now peeking into men's room stalls in order to charge guys with lewdness. Instead, they're spying lawsuits.

(Video still via E!)

E! Entertainment: Billy Reilich and some other people are on a new reality series centered around The Abbey, the gay mecca of L.A. Lots of straight stuff in the trailer:

DListed: Alexander Skarsgård's peen made a violent appearance on Big Little Lies. It looked a little big! (Work Unfriendly, even if it's a prosthetic)

Kenneth in the (212): Debbie Harry continues her OMG Can You Believe How Amazing I Look? tour, dings reporter for “creating an issue” about her age.

My difficult interview with Debbie Harry @StellarMagAU @dailytelegraph https://t.co/i4imLRMmaa

— Jordan Baker (@JordsBaker) March 18, 2017

Hollywood Reporter: What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Darlene Cates dies @ 69.

(Video still via Sally)

Walmart has settled a discrimination suit over past denial of benefits to same-sex spouses https://t.co/H9bAd7A2Nb

— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 2, 2016

Walmart settles mega-bucks lawsuit over refusal to grant same-sex spousal benefits. Sometimes, the good girls win.

Um, is this a Shawn Mendes full-frontal selfie? (Work Unfriendly)

Trump — and only Trump — will be able to launch U.S. nukes once he's sworn in. No safeguards, no permissions.

Crazy like Virginia Foxx — this lunatic will be running our nation's school into the ground. (Image via Congress.gov)

Virginia Foxx, who called Matt Shepard's murder a hoax, will get to destroy Obama's education legacy as a Trump pick.

IT'S OVER: Green Party drops Pennsylvania recount over money. Wait, it's NOT over.

Fresh Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer is here, AFTER THE JUMP ...

Incredible post of images showing men emerging from pools.

Obama preemptively strikes Supremes over Obamacare case.

Carol Channing's personal message for Boston gay pride.

Courtney Act goes full-on druggie with euphoric “Ecstasy.”

Tim Curry, still suffering from his massive stroke, is honored by Tony.

Mati Weiderpass and “belligerent little friend” heckled.

“Brazilian Ken Doll” dies @ 21 following leukemia battle.

No-longer-living doll

Reisner hit with fly-over protest.

Dave Coulier knew Caitlyn Jenner's secret 25 years ago.

Goonies mom Mary Ellen Trainor dies one day after film's 30th anniversary.

Same-sex marriage licenses ahoy in Guam!

John Waters gives a commencement speech for RISD.

Jeb Bush goes with a GOP pro for his campaign manager.

Super sexy hairy man! 

Check out this retro filth. (Work Unfriendly)