Above: Getting back into the swing of things.

Below: Keep reading for news of the murder of a lesbian couple, Trump's latest trans slam, E.J. Johnson's sell-out, Dylan Farrow's ongoing campaign against her father and more ...

Martina Big is a young woman who has spent countless $$$ on plastic surgery, first to look like Pamela Anderson, and then to look ... black.

She now claims she is a black woman thanks to skin injections and hair extensions.

Meet Rachel Dolezal's worst nightmare after the jump, as well as hot links about Kathleen Turner's cabaret debut, Barbra Streisand's bad side, Trump's invention of a new African nation and more ...