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Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

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ABOVE: And I've held on to this clipping ever since.

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ABOVE: They call the briefs classic. So is the model.

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ABOVE: He's so vein.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked male supermodel, Trump coming undone, Polis siding with Musk over COVID-19, Lady Gaga's jock, Madonna's ass and more ...

ABOVE: Follow here if you're into my Madonna content.

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ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

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