ABOVE: Next year will be the 100th anniversary of Bea Arthur's birth. And hopefully next year, in January, we will be celebrating Betty White's 100th birthday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new reason to be Proud, the performance we've needed from Elton for Years & Years, Ellen DeGeneres gleefully telling us to go fuck ourselves (JOKINGLY, but I think she loved saying it and we deserve it) and more ...

ABOVE: I guess we're not supposed to look if that Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe statue is such a thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a surprise god-bod, Liz Cheney gets dicked out of a job, Ellen DeGeneres is ending her show (and fuck you, she wasn't that bad, guys), Kinzinger scorches Gaetz and more...

ABOVE: The pic that changed the world. My world.

BELOW: Keep reading for your daily Tom Daley, more on Keith Haring's fridge, Elon Musk's Asperger's ruse and more ...

ABOVE: This bitch is playing Divine in Halston. Good choice.

BELOW: Keep reading for the art of Mel Odom, the artlessless of Elon Musk and more ...

ABOVE: When Mr. Clean was more than an animated figure!

BELOW: Keep reading for sad news about Siegfried, Pence & Trump team up, Susan Collins never fails to fail, a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient who doesn't want it and more ...

Lindsey Graham is now the only surviving cast member from Gone With The Wind

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 26, 2020

ABOVE: Life on the fiddle-dee-D-list.

BELOW: Keep reading for prison lust, Elon Musk's heartlessness, RIP to a queen, the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and more ...

ABOVE: And I've held on to this clipping ever since.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood's Jake Picking, Chrissy Teigen vs. pedogate trolls, the hack to end all hacks (or was it a dry run?) and more ...

ABOVE: They call the briefs classic. So is the model.

BELOW: Keep reading for Farmers' Market Karen, Trump sad over SCOTUS rejections, Bolton revelations elicit yawns from GOP, Black diplomat resigns and more ...