Above: Love a strong brow.

Below: Keep reading for big (extra-large, in fact) news, death by mummification, Nyle DiMarco's boots, Taron Eltonjohn, and more ...

Above: Queer Eye guy Antoni Porowski offers you lots of head.

Below: Keep reading for hotness from the past, Cole Sprouse's nip, the sick statement from the Texas school shooter's delusional family, a couple of hot jams, and Madonna not recognizing herself ...

She stole your man. (GIF via GIPHY)

In case you haven't heard, Prince Harry is off the market — officially. Full story on his romantic and modern wedding to Meghan Markle, which included many A-list stars and a fiery, black-church-ready sermon that made Camilla, Elton John and Kate Middleton squirm.

#royalwedding #eltonjohn s face during the #preachers sermon = #Priceless pic.twitter.com/0KQl4eo1N4

— Chris 'ROY' Taylor (@chrisroytaylor) May 19, 2018

Kate’s almighty side eye on Camilla... #RoyalWedding #KateMiddleton #HarryAndMeghan #SideEye pic.twitter.com/3qRqaJ0avl

— I.K. Kiplagat (@kiplagat_i) May 19, 2018

Keep reading for Bishop Michael Curry's oh-so-American speech ...

(Image by Willy Chavarria/Out)

Newcomer Troye Sivan meets oldcomer Elton John for Out ...

It was announced last week that Welsh stud Taron Egerton will play the legendary Elton John in Rocketman, the biopic about Elton's life... and my partners at Mr. Man are thrilled about it!  He has a sexy, toned and beefy body and a plump little peach.

Let's just say: Elton had better be pleased with this choice.

Check out five times Taron has been barin' his assets on-screen ...

Enter to win REVAMP! 

To enter, comment this post with your fave Elton song ever! I'll pick 3 of you at random 1 week from tonight at 5 p.m. ET (U.S. only) to win!

Above: This is the hottie who'll play Shatterstar in Deadpool 2. Ticket bought. Mentally.

Below: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's thick bushland and much, much more ...

Above: Probably younger than me, but he'll always be Dad to me.

Below: Black Panther roars, Jake Shears gets a second wind, das BUTT, Parkland survivors come for Trump again, Jill Stein nervously blows off Putin questions, Conor Lamb is coming, Sally Field wants her son to hook up with Adam Rippon, Kenworthy on that kiss, tennis war of words, Frantti frontal, scruffy love and RIP to a kid star ...