Bryce Dallas Howard, Taron Egerton & Jamie Bell (Images via Rocketman)

The hot ticket Monday night was to the special-footage presentation of Rocketman — the Elton John biopic — at Doug Weston's Troubadour in L.A., where Elton first performed in the U.S. in 1970.

This weirds me out because it's Elton & Cunanan aka Taron & Darren Criss

Watch for Rocketman to be marketed aggressively because word is it's good, and if a so-so movie like Bohemian Rhapsody can go as far as it did, there's no telling how far Rocketman can blast off! More pics ...

Kendall Jo — whoa! (Image via Instagram)

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She stole your man. (GIF via GIPHY)

In case you haven't heard, Prince Harry is off the market — officially. Full story on his romantic and modern wedding to Meghan Markle, which included many A-list stars and a fiery, black-church-ready sermon that made Camilla, Elton John and Kate Middleton squirm.

#royalwedding #eltonjohn s face during the #preachers sermon = #Priceless pic.twitter.com/0KQl4eo1N4

— Chris 'ROY' Taylor (@chrisroytaylor) May 19, 2018

Kate’s almighty side eye on Camilla... #RoyalWedding #KateMiddleton #HarryAndMeghan #SideEye pic.twitter.com/3qRqaJ0avl

— I.K. Kiplagat (@kiplagat_i) May 19, 2018

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(Image by Willy Chavarria/Out)

Newcomer Troye Sivan meets oldcomer Elton John for Out ...

It was announced last week that Welsh stud Taron Egerton will play the legendary Elton John in Rocketman, the biopic about Elton's life... and my partners at Mr. Man are thrilled about it!  He has a sexy, toned and beefy body and a plump little peach.

Let's just say: Elton had better be pleased with this choice.

Check out five times Taron has been barin' his assets on-screen ...