ABOVE: I kinda love itttt.

BELOW: Keep reading for the feds' latest assault on trans people, Adams is bought and paid for and more ...

ABOVE: Wild thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for the battle between Elon Musk and the soul of the United States, a fun story about Tina Louise, how much Adam Lambert cares and more ...

Tim Cook, in particular, should never live this down. Just disgraceful to be in fucking church with a fake Christian monster. pic.twitter.com/YRamHtBfgl

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 20, 2025

ABOVE: Whatever we feared from Trump I, Trump II is going to be possibly this country's greatest obstacle, democracy worldwide's greatest obstacle. Seeing all the major tech billionaires AT CHURCH with Trump, the fake Christian, is chilling. (The gay and the Jew are like, “Praise Jayzus!” Kara Swisher notes Zuckerberg is, “A small little creature with a shriveled soul.”)

BELOW: Just, yeah ...

ABOVE: Joe Jonas flashes some leg while revealing a hidden tattoo.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicholas Alexander Chavez's prime-time butt, Luigi Mangione's perp walk and more  ...

ABOVE: Oh, he knows he's cute.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump looking to poach a Dem, tennis butt and more ...

ABOVE: Good God.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kathy Griffin, President Biden, Kamala Harris and more ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for Barbra Streisand, Erik Menendez, Lana Del Rey and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 64th to one of the most beautiful guys ever! Good-looking, too.

BELOW: Good (for now) news on Gaza, Billy & Luke's new movie arrives and more ...