ABOVE: Obviously, most of the comments on the above are something to the effect of “daddy!”

BELOW: Keep reading for even more muscle, Stormy Daniels graphically describing Trump's mini-me, Darren Criss's butt gets Emmy kudos, Kavanaugh gets shaky support and much more ...

ABOVE: A li'l close-up magic.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Hurricane Maria denial, hot and funny roleplaying, Henry Cavill riding the Superman controversy, remembering Nell Carter and more ...

Above: Yes, but can you moan DAD when he's possibly younger than you are?

Below: Peeking at hot guys in a hot mag, queer visuals that are anything but empty, a soccer player's junk flops out, Netanyahu betrays gays, and much more ...

Above: If you like bearded cuties who show off a lot on Insta, he's your guy.

Below: Keep reading for a porn breakup, the debate over whether 8" is enough or too much, Ellen skewering Eric Trump with a smile and that delicious Trump v. Bannon feud ...

Joy Reid — who is indispensable on TV, on the radio and on social media — brought to my attention that the cutesy neo-Nazi haircut sported by the alleged Charlottesville murderer and so many other white supremacists has a name: the Fashy.

Check out some more info about this fashion statement, which is a great way to signal to like-minded individuals that you're kinda a Nazi ...

David Mixner, longtime out political consultant, onetime Clinton confidant and all-around great mind, turns in his most controversial essay for Towleroad yet.

Title? “America's Top Crime Family: The Trumps.”

Keep reading ...

One of these boys has reportedly been naughty on the Internet ... (Via Capitol/Hi or Hey)

OMG Blog: 5 Seconds of Summer band member's alleged member. (Work Unfriendly)

Art19.com: Reality Life with Kate Casey welcomes Real World cast member Norman Korpi as the show turns 25 years old. Kopi was openly gay on TV way, way before it was cool.

Norm! (Image via MTV)

Kenneth in the (212): If you're into bangin' butt, this topical product may be just for you.

The Guardian: Turkish cops bust up attempt at LGBTQ Pride march in Istanbul.

Huff Post: Eric Trump to barber: “Give me the Hitler.”

Esquire: That one time Lorenzo Lamas posed naked as a teenager — and his dad, MGM star Fernando “You look mahvelous” Lamas had the negs destroyed.

It was like this, but younger, and boned up. (Image via Teen Machine)