ABOVE: When your front's up against the wall.

BELOW: Keep reading for '80s hotness, Trump's unhinged rally, the death of a New Wave master, the confessions of Colton Haynes and more ...

ABOVE: My thighs adored ya ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA shocker, Harvey Milk flies again, Jussie Smollett's lawyer on why he won't push for those brothers to be prosecuted, a new Dem enters the prez race and more ...

ABOVE: Meet the love interest in Steve Grand's next music video, dropping Wednesday on Pride.com.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked rugby jock, everything you never wanted to know about the Mueller Report and Trump's crowing, Zac shirtless ad nauseum and more ...

ABOVE: Dark and lovely.

BELOW: Keep reading for stacks of studs, Streisand's about-face, Stamos's wardrobe malfunction and more...

ABOVE: Sticky and sweet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the shirtless ones, Chris Pratt on his anti-gay church and a chance to help fund another gay movie ...

ABOVE: Nice spread.

BELOW: Sal Mineo's greatest performance unearthed, MAGA madman threatens Drag Queen Story Hour and more ...

ABOVE: Front and, roughly, center.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pietro Boselli's end gaze, Trump Photoshopping his stubs, an ex-gay asks where the beef is and more ...

ABOVE: Universal appeal.

BELOW: Trump's wall fail, jock flashed under his towel (another one!), gay hustler goes straight and more ...