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In the wee small hours of the early morning of January 7, outgoing VP Mike Pence fulfilled his constitutional duty, reading the names of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as the rightful winners of the 2020 presidential and vice presidential races.

It is satisfying to hear him read this, though I will give him no points for being in the majority of Republican elected officials who decided insurrection was a pinch too far ...

ABOVE: You must be this tall to ride this ride.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's accidental concession, guessing games about his next moves, a dean who hates you if you voted for Biden, Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Overdressed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Graham losing, Biden winning, Culkin masking and more ...

ABOVE: It's a look. And if you like him, you'll like this thicc one, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala & Barack talk Joe, Aaron Carter does porn, Trump's campaign going broke, Duterte pardons murderer of trans woman and more ...

ABOVE: If you're not following AIDS Memorial ... why?

BELOW: Keep reading for Anderson Cooper's vow, Biden in Kenosha, justice for Daniel Prude, return of The Godfather Part III and more ...

ABOVE: So, I watched all of the RNC.

BELOW: Keep reading for news on a gay couple murdered in Malta, Mary Trump's RNC take-down, the anniversary of Emmett Till, Rand Paul's complaint and more ...

He flipped his wig when he opened the package. (Images via Kevin Carlson)

Kevin Carlson saw so many of those annoying Facebook ads promoting wigs for boys that he simply could not resist trying some out.

The results are hair-raising ...

ABOVE: In the name of love — 43 years ago, two men with their priorities straight.

BELOW: Keep reading for Love, Victor dish, that anti-Asian tech CEO's weak apology, Sarah Palin's divorce, Mary Kay Letourneau dies at 58 and more ...