(Image by David Sims for Miu Miu)

Loving the Lourdes aka Lola Leon images shot by David Sims for Miu Miu ...

Get ready for L'Homme Invisible's Anapos Line of undies, modeled by eternally sexy Internet snack Philip Fusco ...

ABOVE: Back, for good.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gronk's junk, Garrett's engagement, rainbow pits and more ...

ABOVE: Dads, Incorporated!

BELOW: Gus or Dick?, Tulsi's anti-gay past, Logan Paul's poor choice of words and more ...

ABOVE: This old thing?

BELOW: Hot-as-hell wrestler, Golden Girls man-niversary, art world divorce and more ...

ABOVE: I recall Hornet low-key mocking me for being the first to point out how hot Sen. Doug Jones's zookeeper son Carson was; I had gotten lots of traffic from posting pics from Carson's account, and their piece chided those of us who framed him as our thirst trap. And now?

BELOW: Globes fallout, Chalamet's harness, Whishaw on gay actors in straight roles, Wilson Cruz's power thighs and more ...

ABOVE: In brief, he's hot.

BELOW: Dripping wet hottie, Gucci goo, Ellen thrashed, gay dads and more ...

(Image by Baldovino Barani)

Because let's face it — it can't be much worse than 2016-2018 ...!

Credits: FACTORY Fanzine 18's Prince of Paris holiday ish features's Chris H. shot 'n' styled by Baldovino Barani in Paris. Chris wears holiday accessories essentials from Jean Paul Gaultier, Carven, Gucci, Maison Michel, Versace, Le Slip Français, Balenciaga, Kenzo & Rufskin.