A song extolling the virtue of short-shorts is timely! (Image via video still)

Kyle Motsinger, a self-described “persistent and passionate ginger,” is giving it to us retro:

ABOVE: (Follow here!) Somehow, teen idol Bobby Sherman is 78!

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ABOVE: Not your mama's ABBA.

BELOW: Keep reading for the NHL's first coming-out story, Caitlyn stumping for Trump and dumping her gubernatorial campaign for fast cash, Lil Nas X v. Nike and more ...

I will be shocked if you can see this IG post, above, that I am posting on Thursday to go up Saturday. If you can, IG isn't paying attention!

ABOVE: Subtlety is overrated.

He'll hit you like a truck ... (Image via vintage magazine)

BELOW: Keep reading for Jack Dylan Grazer and Tyler Posey coming out, the Carters celebrating 75 years of marriage, Ross Lynch's hot brothers and more  ...

ABOVE: Well, we can finally stop debating who the next Madonna is.

BELOW: Keep reading for a rugby star who came out as bi (and a soap star who did the same), a reminder of gay hanky codes, what is Clarence Thomas smoking? and more ...

ABOVE: Kaia Gerber (beautiful daughter of beautiful Cindy Crawford and beautiful Rande Gerber) has, surprisingly, picked a beautiful boyfriend.

Below, all the freshest links your ... I think computer ... can handle! (Image via Wash West Prod.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the worst family ever, Lil Nas X's shenanigans for change, Bill Barr turning on Trump and more...

(Images by Joan Crisol for Modus Vivendi)

Joan Crisol shoots these hotties in the new Peace Line by Modus Vivendi: